Muse2noPharaoh said:

IceNine will punish you by various means... all of which will be pleasurable while painful.

StanleyApplebaum said:

Brilliant! You just guaranteed my rebellious nature to last always. I predict you will live to regret that move!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

I predict that you and IceNine will both enjoy it!

Enjoy, you kooky kids!

StanleyApplebaum said:

BUT LOOK



SEE

BOTTOM OF APPLE LOOK LIKE BUM

MAYBE NOT STANLEY BUM

BUT YOU GET IDEA

POOK said:

Stanley's ass looks more like a pile of biscuit dough that has been rained on then left in the sun for a few hours.

O Great One,

What is the secret to understanding women?

POOK said:

Debbie Harry or Pat Benetar?

NovaAngel said:

One must never understand women. Understanding women would take most of the fun out of the game. Stanley Applebaum says, "Viva La Difference!"

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Tom said:

Who would I bet on in a mud wrestling event? I would vote for Blondie... she was pretty sick and twisted in "Videodrome" and I believe that she could take Pat "Stop Using Sex as a Weapon" Benetar in a mud or oil wrestling match.

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What is the best opening line to attract women in a chat room?

Is life really meaningless?

Is the George Foreman grill a good buy? Would I ever really use it? I have been holding off buying it for quite some time and the pressure is getting to me. I need guidance.

ConsciousContact said:

"Hey, ladies... I have a big cock and I know how to use it."

Or

"Hi, ladies. I am a sensitive man who loves Barbra Streisand, John Tesh, Soap Operas and shopping."

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Aerogram said:

Life takes on whatever meaning we place upon it... nothing more and nothing less. The idea that there is some extant meaning of life is a mere fantasy that helps people cope with the inevitibility of death.

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AzureStar said:

The George Foreman grill is a valuable product and you will use it daily, be it to cook food or as a paperweight or doorstop. Buy the family size grill and cook away!

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How do I lose 15 lbs this month? I hate to exercise.

PhilG said:

You can easily lose 15 pounds this month without dieting or exercising by virtue of cutting off either both of your arms or one of your legs. The weight loss will be permanent and you won't have to worry about gaining it back in a few months either!

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Is thahumanbody the best/worst org name u ever heard? keep in mind when u answer that I'm 6'3" & about 285lbs.lol thanx. ROX

Woody Allen once said:
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

Are you a Pisces?

ThaHumanBody said:

ThaHumanBody is, in fact, a poor org name in that it is derived from a Prince song and is, therefore, unoriginal. I would suggest that you change your org name to "RexFleenglorb" or "MongooseButtocks" if you get a chance.

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mcmeekle said:

Woody Allen once said, "Don't knock masturbation... at least it's sex with someone I love."

I am technically an Aries.

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Who are, in your opinion, the top five greatest boxers of all time?
[This message was edited Mon May 5 17:00:04 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel]

NovaAngel said:

Okay, more than five:

Rocky Marciano
Cassius Clay/Ali
Joe Louis
Willie Pep
Salvador Sanchez
Sugar Ray Robinson
Ricardo Lopez
Julio Caesar Chavez
Roberto Duran

There are so many.

Green or Blue?

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Stanley Applebaum prefers blue to green, but he knows that Karen likes green better.

What up, Stanley.

Please, tell me what the lyric, "cheese looks so good on a burnt piece of lamb" is supposed to mean?

(It's from a Weezer song you've no doubt heard)

Also - why have the last two Weezer albums been so crap in comparison to the blue album and Pinkerton?

mrdespues said:

He is referring to the fact that nearly anything looks quite succulent on a burnt piece of lamb, as it is common knowledge that Rivers Cuomo has a fear of cheese slices. In effect, what he is saying is that even cheese slices look good when compared to burned lamb flesh, therefore he is letting us know that his fears of food products extends to various lamb products as well, especially when the lamb product is burnt.

The better question is "who could beat up your man?"

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Am I going to pass lit 101?

Natsume said:

You will not only pass the course, you will do quite well. I have a feeling that you are doing quite well in the course as it stands and the phenomenal grade that you are scheduled to receive on the final should secure your passing grade.

Extra tip: for bonus points, discuss the works of Franz Kafka in relation to the industrial revolution in passing conversation with classmates within earshot of the professor.

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