StanleyApplebaum said:

Do you like me, and if so, why?

Aerogram said:

I like you very much and there are many reasons for this.

Reasons:

1. You are a swell guy.
2. You are intelligent.
3. You make up funny threads.
4. You are rather thoughtful and considerate.
5. You are the king of Prince.org.

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Do you like me?

Slippers said:

You are rather mysterious and I don't know much about you, but you have always seemed like a pleasant pair of shoes and one that might be somewhat comfortable.

so, mr applebaum, just what is the answer to the question of you?

what is the meaning of life, and what is the purpose of my existance?

What will the rest of 2003 hold for me?


AND


Why are you calling yourself the applemaster?

Sir Applebooty,

Why does my toe hurt? I can barely walk on it and it clicks when I move it.

Oh, that would be my right big toe. Thanks in advance.

medoc2003 said:

MC^2

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StanleyApplebaum said:

Really? Thank you very much.I'll make you ambassador to AMP or something.

cborgman said:

Life has no meaning other than that which we place upon it and our purpose is nothing other than what we believe our purpose to be. We create life's meaning as we live life and our purpose is that which we create.

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applekisses said:

2003 will be a wonderful year for you... a year in which you will realize your dreams of collecting the world's largest ball of string and your achievement will be recorded in the Guiness Book of World Records. Your family and friends will be very proud.

I am the Applemaster only in that my name is Stanley Applebaum. I have no intention of attempting to usurp your glory as the master of AppleKisses.

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will prince continue to follow the path of the jehovah's witness for the rest of his life?

INSATIABLE said:

Your toe hurts as a direct result of Atlantic herring prices in the larger fish markets in Northeast America. As prices rise to almost unbearable levels, the more sensitive of those who enjoy the savory flavor of fresh herring will feel the pain.

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StanleyApplebaum said:

cborgman said:

Prince will forever be a religious fanatic. I am unsure which religion he will follow to his grave, but I will assure you that he will be a complete and total fanatic by the time of his demise, even going so far as to perform bizarre rituals and further alienate himself from the heathens among the general populace.

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INSATIABLE said:

Okay, maybe you are experiencing the early stages of tarsal tunnel syndrome.

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StanleyApplebaum said:

Tarsal tunnel syndrome?! :O

It IS the herring prices! Northeast fish-smelling bastards...

INSATIABLE said:

Stanley Applebaum's initial answer is always the correct answer.

POOK said:

Some people say that I have a cute little muffin ass, while others say that my ass looks like a bag of mice covered in pancake syrup. I don't know who is right, but I must state quite clearly that I have never said that I have an apple bum.

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where does the missing sock go when i do laundry?? and to avoid this problem in the future should i just stop washing my socks completely and buy disposible ones???

if you could answer asap...my right foot is very cold...

thanks

lillith said:

The solution to your problem is a simple one... you should wear your socks in the shower and then drive to work with your feet out the window in order to dry them.

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will i ever meet a guy who will be at my side untill i die?

Muse2noPharaoh said:

[This message was edited Mon May 5 10:09:58 PDT 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh]

cborgman said:

The simplest solution to this problem is to meet and get to know a mortician.

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Will I find a job soon?

psychodelicide said:

Yes, you will find a job very soon... I don't know if you will accept the job, but there are jobs coming up in various locations.

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StanleyApplebaum said:

... And should I choose to disobey that directive?