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The ubiquitous Stanley Applebaum answers all questions... no question is too big or too small for the Applemaster! Ask a question and you will receive an answer... this answer will be magical and wonderful... or not. | |
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are you in fact 2the9's ??
 and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: are you in fact 2the9's ??
Absolutely, certainly not. Next question. | |
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Are you in fact some other org member? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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IceNine said: Are you in fact some other org member?
Yes. Next question. | |
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Which one. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Which one.
Which one what? Your questions must be more specific in order for Stanley Applebaum to answer accurately. Next. | |
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would it be all right for me to take my shoes off and run barefoot through the shag carpeting of your imagination, stanley? | |
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Are you Zthe9s ? | |
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XxAxX said: would it be all right for me to take my shoes off and run barefoot through the shag carpeting of your imagination, stanley?
I welcome your dancing feet into the depths of my imagination... take your shoes off and dance!!! | |
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applekisses said: Are you Zthe9s ?
Absolutely, 100 percent certainly not. Next. (I do have a good avatar though) | |
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 Good Morning Stanley! | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Good Morning Stanley!Good morning, my love.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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StanleyApplebaum said: XxAxX said: would it be all right for me to take my shoes off and run barefoot through the shag carpeting of your imagination, stanley?
I welcome your dancing feet into the depths of my imagination... take your shoes off and dance!!! ahhh thank you dear stanley. i'm taking off more than just my shoes, dear. . .  | |
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XxAxX said: StanleyApplebaum said: XxAxX said: would it be all right for me to take my shoes off and run barefoot through the shag carpeting of your imagination, stanley?
I welcome your dancing feet into the depths of my imagination... take your shoes off and dance!!! ahhh thank you dear stanley. i'm taking off more than just my shoes, dear. . . Yes, you may also remove your heavy winter coat, as you might get all sweaty dancing around in it and then pass out from a heat stroke. We need no casualties in the mind of Stanley Applebaum.  | |
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Stanley,
Would you say that 40 is or is not a good number for me?  | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Stanley,
Would you say that 40 is or is not a good number for me? I would ask IceNine, as he is the giver of the 40. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Stanley,
Would you say that 40 is or is not a good number for me? I would ask IceNine, as he is the giver of the 40.  How did you know? (  As well as the 9) | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: StanleyApplebaum said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Stanley,
Would you say that 40 is or is not a good number for me? I would ask IceNine, as he is the giver of the 40. How did you know? ( As well as the 9)Stanley Applebaum knows about all the things I do to you... and will do more of. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Question:
What is the sound of one hand clapping? | |
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pray4rain said: Question:
What is the sound of one hand clapping? The sound of one hand clapping is silence, unless you are slapping yourself in the face, at which point it becomes a symphony of beautiful music to soothe even the most savage mind. Next. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: applekisses said: Are you Zthe9s ?
Absolutely, 100 percent certainly not. Next. (I do have a good avatar though) Heh... | |
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Will I be able to resist the sensation of wanting to "Go postal" at the DMV this morning? | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Will I be able to resist the sensation of wanting to "Go postal" at the DMV this morning?
You will not only resist the urge, you will not even have the urge at all... you are going to have a great experience and you will find yourself not only legal to drive, but enriched by the experience. Next. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Will I be able to resist the sensation of wanting to "Go postal" at the DMV this morning?
You will not only resist the urge, you will not even have the urge at all... you are going to have a great experience and you will find yourself not only legal to drive, but enriched by the experience. Next.  Smart ass! | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: StanleyApplebaum said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Will I be able to resist the sensation of wanting to "Go postal" at the DMV this morning?
You will not only resist the urge, you will not even have the urge at all... you are going to have a great experience and you will find yourself not only legal to drive, but enriched by the experience. Next. Smart ass! You must never disrespect Stanley Applebaum.  | |
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Name five drinking vessels. | |
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Have IceNine and Muse2NOPharaoh met in person yet?
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Slippers said: Name five drinking vessels.
Dixie cup Goblet Flask Tumbler Human skull Next. | |
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LaVisHh said: Have IceNine and Muse2NOPharaoh met in person yet?
This information is confidential, but sources say... | |
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