I love being taken back to my childhood! This thread should do that for many of us!

Did anyone else do this:

Monday: Marriage Day; I think you had to ask someone to marry you

Tuesday: Toes day; Better watch those toes cause they will get step on purposely!

Wednesday: Wedding Day; The day you wed the one you asked to marry on Marriage Day

Thursday: Throw Up day

Friday: Flip up day; If you were a girl you either didnt wear a dress on this day or made sure to have shorts on underneath!

A popular saying was 'Up your nose with a rubber hose'

I think it came from a TV show or something

How bout this song:

Tra la la boom de ay
I bet a boy today
He paid me 50 cents
to go behind the fence
he pulled my pants down
he turned me all around
tra la la boom de ay
I met a boy today!

"It's wicked" , meaning something was brilliant. Or if something was especially brilliant it was evolved into "It's wack-ed".

Again I'm so the saying that we used 2 say was "Take off u Hoser!!" don't ask me what a "Hoser" is but we used 2 say it alot.

I made you look, you dirty crook
you stole my momma's pocketbook.

i know you are, but what am i?

Fish heads fish heads rolly polly fish heads.

Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum!





fish edit...stinky poo
[This message was edited Thu May 8 11:00:12 PDT 2003 by CarrieLee]

CarrieLee said:

that song rox!!!

You've got to be a football hero to get along with the beautiful girls.

luv4thepurple1 said:

We had one too, but it was dirtier than that...

Tra la la boom de ay
I met a boy today
He paid me 50 cents
To go behind the fence
He stuck it into me
My mother was surprised
To see my belly rise
My father jumped for joy
It's a baby boy!


Another one was 'That was ex!' (meaning excellent)
[This message was edited Thu May 8 11:55:30 PDT 2003 by applekisses]

CarrieLee said:

stinky poo is right!

flies in the barnyard

p.u.

somebody farted

it's you!

i went downtown to see james brown
he gave me a nickel to buy me a pickle
the pickle wuz sour, he bought me a flower
the flower wuz dead, this is what he said

"black power, black power
yo mama needs a shower

don't laugh, don't laugh
yo daddy needs a bath!"

oochy coochy motherfuck !


It was a line from a song a friend of mine wrote after
he'd been to see the baby of his sister.

We used to say that all the time. It was pretty stupid.

hmm...i know parts of some from kindergarten...

one of the cut-downs was...

so so, suck ur toe
all the way to new mexico
while ur there, kiss a bear (or pear, i couldnt hear all to well, lol)
and don't forget ur underwear!

another one i barely remember..something like

mama, mama, sick in bed
called the doctor and the doctor said...
lets get the rhythm on ur feet..blah blah blah..that one had some dancing

and some parts of another...

elvis presely, girls r sexy
sittin' in the backseat, drinkin' pepsi
havin' a baby, in the navy
da da..d-da da da drop dead! that one is kind of mean now that i think of it...kik

another one...something about um..

teacher's wear the glasses or had the brains...
boys have the muscles or wear the belts...
and the sexy girls have the legs so they win the game! hmm whatever, lol..i just remember that one when us girlies were swingin' on the monkey bars...we would flip once we "won the game"...

we used to do all these lil sayings too while doing certain hand claps...but i dont remember them all...i think that one about elvis was one of the hand clap ones..

thats all i can think of for now...

Another one:

I am chaquita the banana and I'm here to say
If you wanna kill your teacher there's an easy way
Just peel a banana and throw it on the floor
And watch your teacher go flying out the door!

I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
turned on the gas
burned off my ass
I'm popeye the sailor man
toot toot

or:

I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
turned on the heater
burned off my weaner
I'm popeye the sailor man
toot toot

(point 2 your left/right breastesses, your crotch and yo ass in the order this goes in)

milk, milk, lemonade
'round the corner fudge is made.






dad's porn stash edit
[This message was edited Thu May 8 16:40:49 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

I dont shut up I grow up
and when I look at you I throw up
The your mom goes round the corner
and licks it up!!

luv4thepurple1 said:

When we would swing in sinc with someone we'd say
Get off my case toilet face

My daughter said now adays they say
Get outta my shower

Whatever that means...

ain't yo mama pretty
she got meatballs for her titties
she got scrambled eggs
between her legs
ain't yo mama pretty

i took her to a party
she turned around and farted
i asked her why she did it
she turned around and shitted...


i like this thread, this is fun

How bout this one!

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees,
look at these!! (pulling out the front of your shirt
to make it look like you had boobies

What you say is what you are
you're a naked movie star...

Liar Liar pants on fire...
Hang yourself from a telephone wire...

My momma and your momma were out hangin clothes
My momma socked you momma right in tha nose
What color was the blood...?

pejman said:

I was rackin my brain last nite tryin to remember
this one!! Thanks pej!!

EENIE MEENIE MYNIEE MOE CATCH A TIGER BY HIS TOE---