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Christian Music Commercials Is there anything on TV more pathetic than those commercials for the christian music CDs with all the preppy kids swaying around like dumb-asses?  Pure 
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i agree, they are cheesy... the worst thing is when u get one of the damn songs stuck in your head...
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Oh my god. I saw one of these just yesterday, and I nearly stabbed myself square in the heart in the middle of my living room.
It was terrible. All those dumbasses with their eyes closed, heads aimed to the skies, swaying their hands back and forth... I wanted to kill someone... anyone! Mostly them. -------
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i agree, they are cheesy...
the worst thing is when u get one of the damn songs stuck in your head...
That's why I started this thread !  i could sing of your love forever
gotta go listen to power fantastic or someting... +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I wanted to kill someone... anyone! Mostly them.
Thank the lord! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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creamychemist said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: i agree, they are cheesy...
the worst thing is when u get one of the damn songs stuck in your head...
That's why I started this thread ! i could sing of your love forever
gotta go listen to power fantastic or someting... Nothing in the world is worse than DC Talk. What will people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus freak, what will people do when they find out it's true, I don't really care if people label me a Jesus freak, there ain't no disguising the truth...  I think if I found this group of Jesus freaks, I'd punch them in their stupid faces. That's what I'd do. Stupid fuckers.-------
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I had a roomate who - i swear - listened to the same DC Talk CD for hours on end. And people wonder why I love living alone... +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
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creamychemist said: I had a roomate who - i swear - listened to the same DC Talk CD for hours on end. And people wonder why I love living alone...
uggg...and i thought a roommate i had who loved listenin 2 the same savage garden cd repeatedly wuz bad...  | |
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creamychemist said: I had a roomate who - i swear - listened to the same DC Talk CD for hours on end. And people wonder why I love living alone...
You should've punched your roommate in the face! God, I wouldn't be able to stand it. Someone would have to pay! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: creamychemist said: I had a roomate who - i swear - listened to the same DC Talk CD for hours on end. And people wonder why I love living alone...
You should've punched your roommate in the face! God, I wouldn't be able to stand it. Someone would have to pay! It helped that half of the time she was gone at some sort of 'christian power' meeting. I can't think of the name of the group, but I think it was at quite a few colleges. She would always ask if I'd want to go along, but I always gave the "i have to study excuse" . Maybe thats why I turned into a nerd.  Its all starting to make sense...+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
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creamychemist said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: creamychemist said: I had a roomate who - i swear - listened to the same DC Talk CD for hours on end. And people wonder why I love living alone...
You should've punched your roommate in the face! God, I wouldn't be able to stand it. Someone would have to pay! It helped that half of the time she was gone at some sort of 'christian power' meeting. I can't think of the name of the group, but I think it was at quite a few colleges. She would always ask if I'd want to go along, but I always gave the "i have to study excuse" . Maybe thats why I turned into a nerd. Its all starting to make sense...I think I'd of still punched her in the face eventually. DC Talk has that effect on me. They make me violent! Anyways, don't you hate it when the Xtianly people are so nice that you can't be mean? I mean, sometimes you can be mean to the ones who are putting off being nice... but the really nice ones, you just can't do it. 
I hate DC Talk, once again. -------
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Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I wanted to kill someone... anyone! Mostly them.
Thank the lord! AMEN!  | |
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creamychemist said: Is there anything on TV more pathetic than those commercials for the christian music CDs with all the preppy kids swaying around like dumb-asses?
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IceNine said: creamychemist said: Is there anything on TV more pathetic than those commercials for the christian music CDs with all the preppy kids swaying around like dumb-asses?
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Just had to get that off my chest I'll calm down now They suck more ass than a mutant ass-sucking butthole leech. I can tell you must read a lot. Your vocabulary skills easily rival that of Shakespeare. Bravo!  +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
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What in the hell IS "Christian Music" anyway? Stevie Wonder sings about God, Terrence Trent D'Arby sings about God, there are alot of talented musicians from all genre's that sing about God. They don't label themselves "Christian" musicians.
I hate these Christian music commericials and their propaganda-like imagery. The music is insanely generic and derivative. All they do is go chase trends in music and try to sing their cornball religious phrases in that style. It's completely superficial and has none of the original impact and understanding of the genre itself. | |
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Heathens!  | |
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What's even worse is,my mother actually bought one of those CDs!! So,when I go over her house,she's playing that stuff.
"I could sing of your love forever..." Awww!!! | |
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creamychemist said: IceNine said: creamychemist said: Is there anything on TV more pathetic than those commercials for the christian music CDs with all the preppy kids swaying around like dumb-asses?
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Just had to get that off my chest I'll calm down now They suck more ass than a mutant ass-sucking butthole leech. I can tell you must read a lot. Your vocabulary skills easily rival that of Shakespeare. Bravo! Yes... I read quite a lot. | |
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I love the song "My dog is an awesome dog" | |
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creamychemist said: Is there anything on TV more pathetic than those commercials for the christian music CDs with all the preppy kids swaying around like dumb-asses?
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Just had to get that off my chest I'll calm down now yes and yet strangely i cant look away | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: creamychemist said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: creamychemist said: I had a roomate who - i swear - listened to the same DC Talk CD for hours on end. And people wonder why I love living alone...
You should've punched your roommate in the face! God, I wouldn't be able to stand it. Someone would have to pay! It helped that half of the time she was gone at some sort of 'christian power' meeting. I can't think of the name of the group, but I think it was at quite a few colleges. She would always ask if I'd want to go along, but I always gave the "i have to study excuse" . Maybe thats why I turned into a nerd. Its all starting to make sense...I think I'd of still punched her in the face eventually. DC Talk has that effect on me. They make me violent! Anyways, don't you hate it when the Xtianly people are so nice that you can't be mean? I mean, sometimes you can be mean to the ones who are putting off being nice... but the really nice ones, you just can't do it.
I hate DC Talk, once again. YEAH WHAT UP WITH ALL NICE PEOPLE ANYWAY EVERYONE BE MEAN RIGHT! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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creamychemist said: Is there anything on TV more pathetic than those commercials for the christian music CDs with all the preppy kids swaying around like dumb-asses?
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Just had to get that off my chest I'll calm down now 
This is interesting! My older sister is a hardcore "Born Again" or "Saved," whatever the hell they call themselves these days and she and I have many discussions about the fact that I'm going to hell (because I'm a homo and all) and she says stupid shit like "I'm praying for you sins," and offers advice and gives me CDs of all this Christian music junk...so I made her a copy of The Rainbow Children thinking she'd enjoy it...(I knew she wouldn't catch the possible JW references). Anyway, weeks later I asked her if she enjoyed her CD and she said she thought it was too "hard" and "didn't get it." 
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TheResistor said: creamychemist said: Is there anything on TV more pathetic than those commercials for the christian music CDs with all the preppy kids swaying around like dumb-asses?
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This is interesting! My older sister is a hardcore "Born Again" or "Saved," whatever the hell they call themselves these days and she and I have many discussions about the fact that I'm going to hell (because I'm a homo and all) and she says stupid shit like "I'm praying for you sins," and offers advice and gives me CDs of all this Christian music junk...so I made her a copy of The Rainbow Children thinking she'd enjoy it...(I knew she wouldn't catch the possible JW references). Anyway, weeks later I asked her if she enjoyed her CD and she said she thought it was too "hard" and "didn't get it." YEAH SHE TRY TO HELP YOU WHAT HER PROBLEM ANYWAY! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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POOK said: YEAH SHE TRY TO HELP YOU WHAT HER PROBLEM ANYWAY! [/b] well, Pook, it would be like your brothers and sisters telling you they are praying for you to stop loving frogs and love a monkey instead because they think you're loving a frog is wrong. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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i can not believe i just typed a post to a monkey trying to seriously explain the situation. the org is getting to me Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: i can not believe i just typed a post to a monkey trying to seriously explain the situation. the org is getting to me
IF LOVING FROGGY IS WRONG POOK NOT WANT TO BE RIGHT! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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POOK said: cborgman said: i can not believe i just typed a post to a monkey trying to seriously explain the situation. the org is getting to me
IF LOVING FROGGY IS WRONG POOK NOT WANT TO BE RIGHT!  u tell 'im, pook! | |
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You're all going to hell. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Oh my god. I saw one of these just yesterday, and I nearly stabbed myself square in the heart in the middle of my living room.
It was terrible. All those dumbasses with their eyes closed, heads aimed to the skies, swaying their hands back and forth... I wanted to kill someone... anyone! Mostly them. Well, that's one way to look at it. Here's another: The commercials run footage of concerts where contemporary worship music is being played. The attendees are worshiping God (as in "I could sing of Your love forever"), thinking on the many instances where they've seen His love at work in their lives. My experiences in such an element have been twofold: 1) Your natural senses are reacting to what is (one hopes) good music. 2) Your spirit is worshiping God, creation to Creator. Think of it as a spiritually analogous to dancing with your sweetie to "Forever in My Life." But, if the Subject of those worship songs is, as defined by the Bible (Romans 10:9-10/John 3:16), a Stranger to you, then having strong, hostile reactions to the commercials is understandable. Shucks, I'm a Christian and, sometimes, the ads annoy me.  | |
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