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IstenSzek: First victim of the Org Gay Mafia. “WE DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED” From our Reporter: Ricardo Martain Holland: civilians gather in disbelieve and stare at the apparent lifeless body of IstenSzek, known as a loving and Caring husband, father and brother in the community. "He went out walking by the old deserted railroad mill to get some exercise"; Jane, his lovely 43 year old wife told the press. "We don’t understand how this could have happened. It never should have!" adds a neighbour. Early yesterday evening, Szek (24) went out for his daily walk by the railroad Mill on Hudson Avenue, When he failed to return home before midnight, his wife contacted the local authorities whom shortly thereafter found the [seemingly] lifeless body of Szek near the mill. An anonymous source, apparently witness to all that had happened near the mill yesterday evening, told the press that he "Saw the doors to the mill open, just as mr Szek crossed the tracks. Out came this giant train cart , jam packed with guys in tight shorts and white t-shirts and a group of women dressed in checked-shirts and clumpy boots. they all ate rainbowclored cotton candy and blasted Donna Summer on a portable boombox". "When they noticed [Szek] on the tracks, the whole crowd went silent. Then all of a sudden one of them, with a distinct Essex accent could be heard shouting ‘That’s him, that’s The puny little bastard. He’s the one who refused to join our org Mafia club, the retaliating prick!'. At which words "all hell broke loose" according to this witness. "It was awful, just awful. I’ve never seen a man give such hard direct curves with a silverbeaded Westwood purse!". In addition "The women hit him with the tools from their Toolbelts". All of this was ignited and led on by their apparent leader whom they called ‘Xerox’, "or something that sounded like it". At this point during our interview with the witness, a bystander yelled "Well if he’s dead, how come he just got morning wood?" A local physician was called in to check the wood out and test it's freshness and duration. He then concluded that Mr Szek was not dead, only badly bruised and in a state of shock. Authorities will question Mr Szek about the attack as soon as he regains consciousness. Soooo. Looks like someone's gonna have to pay for this! [This message was edited Fri May 2 4:46:08 PDT 2003 by IstenSzek] and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Huh ?? What is in the picture? I can't see anything ?? Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Are you sure? It shows up fine on my pc. Damn and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Are you sure? It shows up fine on my pc. Damn
I can't see it either... Well, who's gonna pay? | |
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Oh fuck. what if you check the propperties of the little
red cross that shows up? that should supply you with the link to the pic. Damn. How come you can't see it when I can? Is it perhaps because I am dead? and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Oh fuck. what if you check the propperties of the little
red cross that shows up? that should supply you with the link to the pic. Damn. How come you can't see it when I can? Is it perhaps because I am dead? that works InstenSzek! "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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Nurse Tom will take care of you... LMAO | |
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Ahhh, only the good die young !!
If I found out who did this, I get you a nice revenge !! But can you ask first if that is allowed up there ?? Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Those bastards!!! | |
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I nver realised my stilleto's were this sharp.
back to platforms? The HQ-er formerly known as krokostimpy. | |
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zobilamouche said: I nver realised my stilleto's were this sharp.
back to platforms? | |
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As official male lesbian of the Org Gay Mafia, I deny we had any involvement in this incident. We are, in no way connected to the attack on Mr. Szek. If we were involved (which we are not) then it would serve as a stern warning to those who dare to mess with the OGM. Mr. Szek probably just tripped on his wooden shoes! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: As official male lesbian of the Org Gay Mafia, I deny we had any involvement in this incident. We are, in no way connected to the attack on Mr. Szek. If we were involved (which we are not) then it would serve as a stern warning to those who dare to mess with the OGM. Mr. Szek probably just tripped on his wooden shoes!
::stands behind Jedi and nods:: you're like tom in the godfather, jedi... the only non-family member who was adopted in Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Well done, my Mafia-ettes.
Tea and pastries at my house later for all those involved. | |
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cborgman said: JediMaster said: As official male lesbian of the Org Gay Mafia, I deny we had any involvement in this incident. We are, in no way connected to the attack on Mr. Szek. If we were involved (which we are not) then it would serve as a stern warning to those who dare to mess with the OGM. Mr. Szek probably just tripped on his wooden shoes!
::stands behind Jedi and nods:: you're like tom in the godfather, jedi... the only non-family member who was adopted in :woOt: Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Haystack said: Well done, my Mafia-ettes.
Tea and pastries at my house later for all those involved. Wait, can we also have beer? Me & the lesbians want beer! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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da horror!!!
wow, u guys are mo' fierce than i first thought... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: da horror!!!
wow, u guys are mo' fierce than i first thought... Well, for the right price, we can keep you safe. Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you, like what happened to that poor shlep in Holland. Of course, we have no idea what happened there, but we can make sure that it doesn't happen to you! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: Well, for the right price, we can keep you safe. Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you, like what happened to that poor shlep in Holland. Of course, we have no idea what happened there, but we can make sure that it doesn't happen to you!
so like, you're makin me an offer i can't refuse...? | |
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IsTeN dIed FoR HiS CriMes AgAinst HoMonItY. | |
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Wait a minute!
I'm no detective, but it seems odd that Isten is dead yet still posting. [This message was edited Fri May 2 8:48:00 PDT 2003 by Aerogram] | |
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Aerogram said: Wait a minute!
I'm no detective, but it seems odd that Isten id dead yet still posting. hmmm... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: JediMaster said: Well, for the right price, we can keep you safe. Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you, like what happened to that poor shlep in Holland. Of course, we have no idea what happened there, but we can make sure that it doesn't happen to you!
so like, you're makin me an offer i can't refuse...? Just wouldn't want anything like this to happen to you: Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Haystack said: Well done, my Mafia-ettes.
Tea and pastries at my house later for all those involved. Don't you mean canoles? (sp) ...and is it true? Does IstenSzek sleep with the fishes? |
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JediMaster said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: JediMaster said: Well, for the right price, we can keep you safe. Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you, like what happened to that poor shlep in Holland. Of course, we have no idea what happened there, but we can make sure that it doesn't happen to you!
so like, you're makin me an offer i can't refuse...? Just wouldn't want anything like this to happen to you: Yes.. I can just see it... Isten's dead poodle at the foot of his antique baldequin bed. | |
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Beware! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: Just wouldn't want anything like this to happen to you:
uhhh...okay u guys, ya'll can be my bodyguards n'stuff. noddin really fast but i don't own any horses....s'like, i'd end up findin kirky j's head at the foot of my bed or sumfin? drop the cannoli edit [This message was edited Fri May 2 8:56:58 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz] | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Aerogram said: Wait a minute!
I'm no detective, but it seems odd that Isten id dead yet still posting. hmmm... < I was so sure he was dead I didn't read the whole article. | |
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Aerogram said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: Aerogram said: Wait a minute!
I'm no detective, but it seems odd that Isten id dead yet still posting. hmmm... < I was so sure he was dead I didn't read the whole article. uh oh... | |
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