I have now re-dedicated my life to the quest for the most noble and wise of all animals... the jackalope.

I want to study this gentle creature and understand his culture, as I suspect that they have a highly developed matter/anti-matter transportation system that would be highly beneficial to mankind. I sincerely believe that this benevolent species could solve all the world's peace problems, were we only to ask. I, my friends, intend to ask.

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MrsDoubtfire said:

I can state, without a doubt, that you are not the noble jackalope that I have been seeking.

::duck tapes some antlers to his own head and leaps around::

cborgman said:

Look!

There! In those bushes!!!

It's... awww, fuck... it's just Christopher B. hopping around naked with antlers taped to his head...

*HINT: next time wear a rabbit suit*

:LOL:

damn!


::sulks off::

Is this it, Ice? You can't ask it questions though, it's stuffed...

I thought I saw a Jackalope last week,
but alas it turned out to be an ordinary
fire breathing three-toed hummingdeer.

May I suggest you take a trip to Wyoming... There are jackalopes, galore.

PhilG said:

I want to find out who killed that magnificient creature and have them stuffed!

BorisFishpaw said:

Those guys aren't nearly as nice and their public transportation system is limited to the speed of light... I have no use for them.

MrsDoubtfire said:

That's the one!
Where did you take this picture??? Tell me before I have to torture you!!!

sag10 said:

Thanks, for the tip! Do you know where to find the highest concentration of jackalopes in the state?

IceNine said:

Jacksonville maybe.

IceNine said:

some site, that have the nerve to sell it,sick

IceNine said:

Douglas, Wyoming. They even celebrate jackalope days..

we have a stuffed one at the "fish and brew" in saint john, nb, canada.

IceNine said:

IceNine, sweetie, you really shouldn't be sniffing so much of that stuff.

lillith said:

That or Saint John's NF, Canada

IceNine said:

I must tell you, unfortunately, you will never find the noble jackalope as I ate him. The Russian caught him, and we made him into a chunky, delightful form of borscht.

IceNine said:

Ice, don't waste your time. There is no such thing as a jackalope. This animal, like the Creature of the Black Lagoon is the figment of someones imagination. I heard the Haitians, as well as some small secret societies in Africa, were making great strides in the study of matter/anti-matter transportation. Maybe you should check them if you're really serious about this subject. To solve the world's peace problems I suggest a course in anger management, cause until we control our anger, peace will never happen.