Stanley Applebaum's club of mirth and whimsy is a place where the whimsical, fun-loving sort can come and express mirthful ideas and engage in witty banter. No idea is too far-fetched for this club and no witty banter is too witty for our group.

Do you have an idea for an useless invention that might be fun? Post it.

So, you have a really silly story idea? Let's hear it.

You say you just want to hang out and talk to a friendly person? Here we are!

Come in... take your shoes off... relax... enjoy.

I hate it when people fart on airplanes! pee-uuu

hey speaking of inventions i am working on designs for my dirigible retirement cabin. it's going to rock, i'll spend my time floating around the country, putting down for refulaing etc. the dirigible will come equipped with wheels and rudder, so it converts into a land and water vehicle.

is that whimsical enough? huh? can i enter it in the club? huh? can i?

XxAxX said:

That is quite whimsical! My only suggestion would be to never fart on it if BlackCat is on board, as she does not agree with aerial flatulence.

If I might offer a simple suggestion: disguise the cabin as a giant duck and fly it around fields when it is NOT duck season... you will really frustrate rednecks.

oh hey i'm planning to hover it over cruise boats and piss off the would-be sunbathers. this will be safe because my dirigible (unlike the hindenburgh) will not be flammable gas, but solar powered. so when those pale ass vacationers shoot at me their bullets will not matter

XxAxX said:

A fine plan... I like it very much.

Your cabin would be a hit at major beaches around the world too...

oh it'll be a party and a half up there. it'll be like a really funky treehouse, but without the tree. there'll be a rec room and jacuzzi and everything (solar powered mind you) and music. looots of music. in fact, i'll probably broadcast it LOUDLY and for free, around the clock, for the listening pleasure of the citizens of whichever town i am hovering over. they will run out of their houses and smile and wave at me in gratitude, no doubt

XxAxX said:

Nothing feels better than giving.

Stanley, you didn't share an idea!

I propose an invention that will convert water into ice... we can use this ice to cool our refreshing beverages in the summer sun.

StanleyApplebaum said:

Call dad!

I'm working on an anti-gravity device to hold up boobies without straps or underwires. They can get mighty heavy!

applekisses said:

I like the idea very much! That invention would be miraculous!!!