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Not being able to sneeze... ...and having a really snotty nose that you have to blow every 5 seconds and it's all runny really, really sucks.
I swear, I'm going to get a knife, cut off my nose, and carve out my sinuses, and dance on top of them. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Hope you feel better soon. | |
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Ouch. But remember, cutting off yuor nose is a permanent solution 2 what might only be a temporary problem.  | |
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Why can't you sneeze, Battier? Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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As an aside, has anyone ever sneezed and burped at the same time? If not, be glad!
...Talk about fear for one's life!!  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: Why can't you sneeze, Battier?
I'm not sure. I have this constant urge to... and then it gets strong, like it feels like it's going to happen... It's right there, you know, and I reach for my tissue, and it's gone. So, I decided to stop reaching for my tissue, and it still goes away.  I wish I could just be rid of it all.
The last time I sneezed was nearly 6 hours ago while watching Jeopardy. I sneezed so hard in double Jeopardy, I thought my brain had actually come flying out. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Battier- look up at a bright light when you are ready to sneeze. It works for me every time. | |
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Moonbeam said: Battier- look up at a bright light when you are ready to sneeze. It works for me every time.
lol, my friend Cecilia used to do that, up until now, I didn't know anyone else who did that, or at least I thought I didn't know anyone else who did that! Cute!  --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: Moonbeam said: Battier- look up at a bright light when you are ready to sneeze. It works for me every time.
lol, my friend Cecilia used to do that, up until now, I didn't know anyone else who did that, or at least I thought I didn't know anyone else who did that! Cute! Glad you still think I'm cute. 
Anyway, I've done this since I was a little kid. Whenever I feel a sneeze lurking, I let it out by looking up at the light. Try it! | |
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It's the same thing as if you look at the sun for too long. It makes you sneeze. | |
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TRON said: It's the same thing as if you look at the sun for too long. It makes you sneeze.
lol... does it really? Maybe it just makes YOU sneeze! --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: TRON said: It's the same thing as if you look at the sun for too long. It makes you sneeze.
lol... does it really? Maybe it just makes YOU sneeze! No. I think it's science. Just ask Bjork. | |
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TRON said: Diva said: TRON said: It's the same thing as if you look at the sun for too long. It makes you sneeze.
lol... does it really? Maybe it just makes YOU sneeze! No. I think it's science. Just ask Bjork. It must be true then!  --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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You might be getting sick, buddy.
I am finally getting over my sickness! My fever broke yesterday. 
And I just sneezed! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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TRON said: It's the same thing as if you look at the sun for too long. It makes you sneeze.
Man, it did work. I've not been able to sneeze all day, and it's been overcast til about half an hour ago. I was sitting here, eating a peach pie from the Amish store, and the urge came.. so I looked out the window... and bam! I sneezed... I sneezed so hard snot came out all over me. It was pretty freakin' awesome. I thought my brain had come out my left nostril for a minute. Now, I have to sneeze again, but the urge isn't coming enough. I'm afraid if I stare at the sun too long, I'll cause eye damage. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: TRON said: It's the same thing as if you look at the sun for too long. It makes you sneeze.
Man, it did work. I've not been able to sneeze all day, and it's been overcast til about half an hour ago. I was sitting here, eating a peach pie from the Amish store, and the urge came.. so I looked out the window... and bam! I sneezed... I sneezed so hard snot came out all over me. It was pretty freakin' awesome. I thought my brain had come out my left nostril for a minute. Now, I have to sneeze again, but the urge isn't coming enough. I'm afraid if I stare at the sun too long, I'll cause eye damage.  I told you it would work! | |
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Moonbeam said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: TRON said: It's the same thing as if you look at the sun for too long. It makes you sneeze.
Man, it did work. I've not been able to sneeze all day, and it's been overcast til about half an hour ago. I was sitting here, eating a peach pie from the Amish store, and the urge came.. so I looked out the window... and bam! I sneezed... I sneezed so hard snot came out all over me. It was pretty freakin' awesome. I thought my brain had come out my left nostril for a minute. Now, I have to sneeze again, but the urge isn't coming enough. I'm afraid if I stare at the sun too long, I'll cause eye damage. I told you it would work! Yes, yes you did. Thank you, Moonbeam sir. I know the whole snot all over me thing sounds kinda gross, but I wasn't thinking gross. I was thinking, "oh, the relief!" It felt so good. I find so far it only has a 33% success rate. I've had to sneeze twice more with a heavy urge to do it, and it's not come when I've looked. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Moonbeam said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: TRON said: It's the same thing as if you look at the sun for too long. It makes you sneeze.
Man, it did work. I've not been able to sneeze all day, and it's been overcast til about half an hour ago. I was sitting here, eating a peach pie from the Amish store, and the urge came.. so I looked out the window... and bam! I sneezed... I sneezed so hard snot came out all over me. It was pretty freakin' awesome. I thought my brain had come out my left nostril for a minute. Now, I have to sneeze again, but the urge isn't coming enough. I'm afraid if I stare at the sun too long, I'll cause eye damage. I told you it would work! Yes, yes you did. Thank you, Moonbeam sir. I know the whole snot all over me thing sounds kinda gross, but I wasn't thinking gross. I was thinking, "oh, the relief!" It felt so good. I find so far it only has a 33% success rate. I've had to sneeze twice more with a heavy urge to do it, and it's not come when I've looked. Sometimes you need to look for awhile, and look UP. Works every time for me. | |
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Moonbeam said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Moonbeam said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: TRON said: It's the same thing as if you look at the sun for too long. It makes you sneeze.
Man, it did work. I've not been able to sneeze all day, and it's been overcast til about half an hour ago. I was sitting here, eating a peach pie from the Amish store, and the urge came.. so I looked out the window... and bam! I sneezed... I sneezed so hard snot came out all over me. It was pretty freakin' awesome. I thought my brain had come out my left nostril for a minute. Now, I have to sneeze again, but the urge isn't coming enough. I'm afraid if I stare at the sun too long, I'll cause eye damage. I told you it would work! Yes, yes you did. Thank you, Moonbeam sir. I know the whole snot all over me thing sounds kinda gross, but I wasn't thinking gross. I was thinking, "oh, the relief!" It felt so good. I find so far it only has a 33% success rate. I've had to sneeze twice more with a heavy urge to do it, and it's not come when I've looked. Sometimes you need to look for awhile, and look UP. Works every time for me. Thank you Moonbeam. I will try that. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I swear, I'm going to get a knife, cut off my nose, and carve out my sinuses, and dance on top of them. My dog has no nose. |
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