...wines available to humanity. I want them here and I want them now!"


Aahh, 'Withnail & I'. A film everyone should see.

Any fans here?

but i will go for the wine

Yes!!!

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!

who fucks arses? maybe he fucks arses? maybe he wrote it in a moment of sincerity? Im in grave danger!!

My hearts beating like a fucked clock!!

Lol, so many quality lines, recently Ive been discussin the greatness of this film and its good 2 here its not just me who's a fan here!

"Yes you are, of course you are. I mean to have you even if it means burglary!"
[This message was edited Thu May 1 6:27:02 PDT 2003 by Cloudbuster]

Lol, Ive seen U up there prancing like a tit! U want working on boy!

"As a child I used to weep in butchers' shops."

"I called him a ponce, now Im calling U a ponce! PONCE!!! I'll murder the pair of yis!!"

"Don't threaten me with a dead fish!"

"We've come on holiday by mistake!"

"Will you stop saying that. Of course he's the fucking farmer!"

"U can stick them up Ur arse and fuck off while Ur doing it!"

"Soup! Why didn't I get any soup?"

"It's coffee."

"Why don't you use a mug like any other human being?"

"Why don't you wash up like any other human being?"

"How dare you! How dare you call me inhumane!"

"Wake up! Wake up! Ive just escaped from having a buggering, and Ive come in here with the expression of wishing 1 on U, how dare U tell him I was a toilet trader!"

thought ya knew!!...

"Monty, you terrible c*nt!"