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You know he deserves a sticky

He's such a shy dude too.

WHAT'S THIS????

you know King Bad is me right????

but

WHO DOES IT BETTER THAN

XxAxX

????

STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS ONE!!!

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,

and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way,

my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?

She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me,

very much indeed,

and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,

wore tight mini skirts and low-cut blouses.

She would regularly bend down when quite near me

and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over

to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me

that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,

and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned.

I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and tossed them down to me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.

I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,

"We are so happy that you have passed our little test.

We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.

Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:

always keep your condoms in your car....

KingBAD

I like his jokes and his birds

2freaky4church1 said:

missed you

KingBAD said:

WHAT'S THIS????

you know King Bad is me right????

but

WHO DOES IT BETTER THAN

XxAxX

????

i think so too. thank you!!!

luv4u said:

You know he deserves a sticky

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RufusRawfield said:

I like his jokes and his birds

i miss my birds...

now it's juat Me and Little Boy...

BADD!!!

HuMpThAnG said:

BADD!!!

2freaky4church1 said:

Good friend, worse enemy. That kinda fella. Badass.

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Deadflow3r said:

Something told me to stop in and I am glad I did. There aren’t many who pop in regularly who were on when we all were debating whether Prince was really dating Bria Valente and waiting in anticipation for Lotusflow3r to drop. That is when I started, thus the name Deadflow3r. Anyway, I am glad you are still on here and am quite surprised and thrilled that you got this recognition!

JoeTyler said:

Good friend, worse enemy. That kinda fella. Badass.

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JoeTyler said:

Good friend, worse enemy. That kinda fella. Badass.

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