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Thread started 09/29/21 7:02am

KingBAD

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"you know the Kama Sutra? I can rewrite it..."

let me tell ya....

the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.

Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" i waves my hand,

"Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"

Miss Rogers says, "All right, robert, what is your multi-syllable word?"

i says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, robert, that's a mouthful."

i says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

Reaching the end of a job interview,

the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer

fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology,

"And what starting salary are you looking for?"

The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year,

depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of

five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental,

company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary,

and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"

The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me...

Some guy called me a tool.

So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right.

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store.

When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.

I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours."

He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"

ALRIGHT time to go BUT FIRST

Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*

"Whose Stella is this?"

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #1 posted 09/29/21 3:41pm

XxAxX

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Flash Dance Blooper - Señor GIF - Pronounced GIF or JIF?

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Reply #2 posted 09/29/21 3:42pm

XxAxX

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New Picture GIF funny dancing athletics blooper... | Giphy, Dance humor,  Bloopers

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Reply #3 posted 09/29/21 5:05pm

KingBAD

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lol lol lol lol

XxAxX said:

Flash Dance Blooper - Señor GIF - Pronounced GIF or JIF?

lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #4 posted 09/29/21 5:06pm

KingBAD

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eek

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XxAxX said:

New Picture GIF funny dancing athletics blooper... | Giphy, Dance humor,  Bloopers

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #5 posted 09/29/21 5:08pm

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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #6 posted 09/30/21 5:20pm

RufusRawfield

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the one with masterbate is really funny lol lol lol lol

they ALL are lol lol

I've dated outside of my race and I discovered that Good Pussy is Good Pussy and Good Booty is Good Booty regardless of ethnicity...I don't have a Fetish for only Big White Tits, Big White Butts or Phat White Pussy.(chancellor) smile wise man !
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