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Reply #30 posted 04/28/03 8:32am

IceNine

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Muse2noPharaoh said:

IceNine said:

Muse2noPharaoh said:

I have never even heard of those!


Take heart in knowing that I will NEVER try to make you watch them!

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Or any other movie! wink

I will tie you to the bed and... well... fuck the movie... you are right.

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Smart man! lol I knew you wanted to be sure there wasn't a bonfire before you got home from work! Im betting horror flicks burn well!


You will leave my horror movies alone!!!

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Reply #31 posted 04/28/03 8:33am

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wellbeyond said:

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Wendigo - I thought that this was one of the shittiest movies in the history of shitty movies. What a piece of crap. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO ACTION IN THIS MOVIE AT ALL. When they interview the director and he is missing some front teeth, you know you are in trouble.

Is this the movie with the Tree-monster-thingamabob??...If so, this movie REEKS!!...whofarted...I rented it simply cuz nothing else was at Blockbuster that I hadn't already seen...and it actually had a few decent quotes from critics on the box cover, so I took a chance...I wanted to take the movie back and slap the guy behind the counter for allowing me to rent it...Awful in everyway.


You are right... it was some strange deer/tree/forest creature thing that was not even scary or interesting in any way...

What a turd.
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Reply #32 posted 04/28/03 8:34am

Pagey

I wasn't too crazy over Unfaithful...Diane Lane was fine as hell in it...but any movie Richard Gere is ruined by his presence.

...Anyway...Meet the Parents was funny imo.
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Reply #33 posted 04/28/03 8:34am

wellbeyond

lovemachine said:

I just saw Anger Management over the weekend and it was a piece of shit. It was so awful I needed anger management classes to keep myself from beating the theater people to get my money back.

lol...That's what Freespirit told me (well, all but the desire to beat the theatre employees, that is...).
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Reply #34 posted 04/28/03 8:35am

Muse2noPharaoh



Smart man! lol I knew you wanted to be sure there wasn't a bonfire before you got home from work! Im betting horror flicks burn well!


You will leave my horror movies alone!!!

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Reply #35 posted 04/28/03 8:36am

wellbeyond

AprilMichelle said:

"www.fear.com" (a retarded imitator of "the ring" which sucked in and of itself)

Hold up...weren't you the one who, on another thread, suggested renting "Fear.com" instead of "The Ring" because it was scarier??...:O biggrin
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Reply #36 posted 04/28/03 8:40am

ConsciousConta
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wellbeyond said:

AprilMichelle said:

"www.fear.com" (a retarded imitator of "the ring" which sucked in and of itself)

Hold up...weren't you the one who, on another thread, suggested renting "Fear.com" instead of "The Ring" because it was scarier??...:O biggrin


You have been challenged! lol
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Reply #37 posted 04/28/03 8:45am

stepinrazor

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"johhny english"

was hella disapointing

it was mf mr bean pretending to be james bond

and i dont even like james bond.

i took the opportunity to catch some shut eye

hell i paid for the seat

i was gonna use it.

waiting for some sharp rowan atkinson shit

and i got a dribbling fool with a hot car.
..

hey that does sound a lot like the real british intelligence service

maybe it was supposed to be a documentary and i never got it
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Reply #38 posted 04/28/03 8:54am

REDFEATHERS

stepinrazor said:

..
"johhny english"

was hella disapointing

it was mf mr bean pretending to be james bond

and i dont even like james bond.

i took the opportunity to catch some shut eye

hell i paid for the seat

i was gonna use it.

waiting for some sharp rowan atkinson shit

and i got a dribbling fool with a hot car.
..

hey that does sound a lot like the real british intelligence service

maybe it was supposed to be a documentary and i never got it



Damn stoopid, didnt you read about it before you went? rolleyes
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Reply #39 posted 04/28/03 8:55am

wellbeyond

ConsciousContact said:

wellbeyond said:

AprilMichelle said:

"www.fear.com" (a retarded imitator of "the ring" which sucked in and of itself)

Hold up...weren't you the one who, on another thread, suggested renting "Fear.com" instead of "The Ring" because it was scarier??...:O biggrin


You have been challenged! lol

lol...Actually, I must correct myself...just went back and checked, and she didn't say "Fear.com" was better or scarier, only that it was similar in plot and ideas as "The Ring"...I think I assumed that she also was indicating that it was better, since she recommended renting it to anyone who thought "The Ring" was scary...lol

So my mistake, AprilMichelle... worship
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Reply #40 posted 04/28/03 8:58am

stepinrazor

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[This message was edited Mon Apr 28 9:15:35 PDT 2003 by stepinrazor]
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Reply #41 posted 04/28/03 9:00am

AprilMichelle

wellbeyond said:

AprilMichelle said:

"www.fear.com" (a retarded imitator of "the ring" which sucked in and of itself)

Hold up...weren't you the one who, on another thread, suggested renting "Fear.com" instead of "The Ring" because it was scarier??...:O biggrin


not scarier but similar...if you thought "the ring" was scary in the first place I suggested you try this movie also...ooops just saw you read that post over again.....nevermind redface biggrin
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Reply #42 posted 04/28/03 9:02am

REDFEATHERS

stepinrazor said:

REDFEATHERS said:

stepinrazor said:

..
"johhny english"

was hella disapointing

it was mf mr bean pretending to be james bond

and i dont even like james bond.

i took the opportunity to catch some shut eye

hell i paid for the seat

i was gonna use it.

waiting for some sharp rowan atkinson shit

and i got a dribbling fool with a hot car.
..

hey that does sound a lot like the real british intelligence service

maybe it was supposed to be a documentary and i never got it



Damn stoopid, didnt you read about it before you went? rolleyes


i'm a cynical brotha

i usually take bad reviews to mean the movie is good

how was i to know they weren't lying

this time

..


Well that is something you sure know about... nod

I should have read the bad reviews too, but I thought it would be all good, now I have learned it was all bad, I should have listened ... ages ago ... sad


Non-Movie Edit.... evillol
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Reply #43 posted 04/28/03 9:11am

Rudy

what was that movie a few years ago, like 'Jaws', only with an obviously computer-generated shark... I'm sure it had Ice Cube or some other C-list "actor"

that movie was fucking awful
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Reply #44 posted 04/28/03 9:20am

stepinrazor

Rudy said:

what was that movie a few years ago, like 'Jaws', only with an obviously computer-generated shark... I'm sure it had Ice Cube or some other C-list "actor"

that movie was fucking awful


that was annaconda

and if u mess with Cube

u mess with me

mad
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Reply #45 posted 04/28/03 9:20am

IceNine

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stepinrazor said:

Rudy said:

what was that movie a few years ago, like 'Jaws', only with an obviously computer-generated shark... I'm sure it had Ice Cube or some other C-list "actor"

that movie was fucking awful


that was annaconda

and if u mess with Cube

u mess with me

mad
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Anaconda sucked the semen from a petrified dinosaur's balls.
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Reply #46 posted 04/28/03 9:22am

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stepinrazor said:

Rudy said:

what was that movie a few years ago, like 'Jaws', only with an obviously computer-generated shark... I'm sure it had Ice Cube or some other C-list "actor"

that movie was fucking awful


that was annaconda

and if u mess with Cube

u mess with me

mad
..



Coincidence! omfg
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Reply #47 posted 04/28/03 9:27am

BelleBeyond

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Rudy said:

what was that movie a few years ago, like 'Jaws', only with an obviously computer-generated shark... I'm sure it had Ice Cube or some other C-list "actor"

that movie was fucking awful


There is Deep Blue Sea (with the shark) with LL Cool J, or Annaconda (with the snake) with Ice Cube... smile
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Reply #48 posted 04/28/03 9:38am

stepinrazor

IceNine said:

stepinrazor said:

Rudy said:

what was that movie a few years ago, like 'Jaws', only with an obviously computer-generated shark... I'm sure it had Ice Cube or some other C-list "actor"

that movie was fucking awful


that was annaconda

and if u mess with Cube

u mess with me

mad
..


Anaconda sucked the semen from a petrified dinosaur's balls.


but are u messing wit Cube

that's what i want to know

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Reply #49 posted 04/28/03 9:44am

IceNine

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stepinrazor said:

IceNine said:

stepinrazor said:

Rudy said:

what was that movie a few years ago, like 'Jaws', only with an obviously computer-generated shark... I'm sure it had Ice Cube or some other C-list "actor"

that movie was fucking awful


that was annaconda

and if u mess with Cube

u mess with me

mad
..


Anaconda sucked the semen from a petrified dinosaur's balls.


but are u messing wit Cube

that's what i want to know

..


"You mean it's snakes out here dis beeg?" - Ice Cube

lol

The entire movie sucked, not just Ice Cube... hell, he was a million times better that John Voit.
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Reply #50 posted 04/28/03 9:49am

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Film's to avoid other than Johnny English hmmm

Bonecollector nod I thought I would give it a chance and it all went well until the end... what a pants ending did make me laugh my head off though

In my opinion almost everything with Michael Caine in should be avoided because his voice is like a drone...

Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels... I thought these are gonna be great... how disappointed was I... boring as hell zzz
JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...


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Reply #51 posted 04/28/03 9:51am

Rudy

BelleBeyond said:

Rudy said:

what was that movie a few years ago, like 'Jaws', only with an obviously computer-generated shark... I'm sure it had Ice Cube or some other C-list "actor"

that movie was fucking awful


[color=brown:da0efb6f95:a11fed5d51]There is Deep Blue Sea (with the shark) with LL Cool J, or Annaconda (with the snake) with Ice Cube... smile



it was indeed "Deep Blue Sea" with the otherwise brilliant Cool J (thanks Belle)

my wife and her sister couldn't get enough of that movie - they also thought 'The Sweetest Thing' was worth repeated viewings. 2 movies I couldn't stand.
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Reply #52 posted 04/28/03 9:58am

stepinrazor

IceNine said:

stepinrazor said:

IceNine said:

stepinrazor said:

Rudy said:

what was that movie a few years ago, like 'Jaws', only with an obviously computer-generated shark... I'm sure it had Ice Cube or some other C-list "actor"

that movie was fucking awful


that was annaconda

and if u mess with Cube

u mess with me

mad
..


Anaconda sucked the semen from a petrified dinosaur's balls.


but are u messing wit Cube

that's what i want to know

..


"You mean it's snakes out here dis beeg?" - Ice Cube

lol

The entire movie sucked, not just Ice Cube... hell, he was a million times better that John Voit.



lol

...

i see yo point and that rubber mf they tried to pass off

as the snake didnt do no favours neither

damn hard core rappers wanna be actors

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Reply #53 posted 04/28/03 10:13am

pejman

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Super Troopers
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Reply #54 posted 04/28/03 10:20am

DarlinLaurie

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Such an incredibly BAD movie!
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Reply #55 posted 04/28/03 12:02pm

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Oscar has to take the buscuit. Sly Stallone trying to do Gangster Comedy!?!?!?!? WTF!!!

I was even madder that I couldn't seem to catch any shut eye and managed to stay awake through the entire movie...

I will only say this once: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE EVER EVEN IF YOU ARE BORED AND CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE AND LETTING A BABOON ANALLY RAPE YOUR DEAD CORPSE!!!
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Reply #56 posted 04/28/03 12:42pm

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Jeepers Creepers- worst film I have ever seen
Streetfighter The Movie
Superman 4
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Reply #57 posted 04/28/03 1:30pm

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I can't believe no-one's mentioned
the SCOOBY DOO movie!
(maybe they did and I missed it,
but what the hell...I mean...
it sucks like a diarrhoea slurpee!)
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Reply #58 posted 04/28/03 3:13pm

pejman

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BorisFishpaw said:

I can't believe no-one's mentioned
the SCOOBY DOO movie!
(maybe they did and I missed it,
but what the hell...I mean...
it sucks like a diarrhoea slurpee!)




haven't seen it Boris but a diarrhoea slurpee makes me wanna barf
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Reply #59 posted 04/28/03 6:52pm

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Bogus

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