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Here is a thread dedicated to helping others avoid really shitty movies... post the names of very shitty movies here! In an effort to save people money on shitty rentals or purchases, I propose that we list really shitty movies that we have seen in an effort to keep people from suffering and wasting cash on these pieces of shit.
Here are a few that I have recently seen: Wendigo - I thought that this was one of the shittiest movies in the history of shitty movies. What a piece of crap. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO ACTION IN THIS MOVIE AT ALL. When they interview the director and he is missing some front teeth, you know you are in trouble. Shatter Dead - what can I say, other than... pure shit. This movie was filmed with what appears to be a VHS camcorder... the acting is shit, the dialog is shit, the action is non-existent. This piece of shit is nearly as bad as Wendigo... well, they are a tie... both get ZERO stars. Ripper - what a piece of crap... another attempted teen horror film where a serial killer stalks and kills people. Yeah, I know... how can you mess that up? They did. Axe 'em - this is ABSOLUTELY, without a doubt, the single worst piece of shit EVER put out for public release. I cannot even start to describe how horrible this piece of shit is... the movie was DEFINITELY shot on a VERY shitty hand-held VHS camera from a pawn shop. The dialog is really shitty, but luckily you cannot hear it at all, as the sound on this movie is the worst that I have ever heard. The entire movie is presented with a large black box around the picture for some reason... maybe they couldn't blow the shitty camcorder picture up at the local U-Edit Video shop. Tales from the Gimli Hospital - avoid at all costs... you know shit is going to go wrong when a guy squeezes a load of fish eggs onto his head and rubs them in as if they are some sort of stinky shampoo. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Urban Myth---what a pile of shite | |
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Chud=crud
Jeepers Creepers=The worst piece of shit i have ever seen. Don't even watch on video edit. [This message was edited Mon Apr 28 7:02:34 PDT 2003 by SuperC] | |
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I just saw Anger Management over the weekend and it was a piece of shit. It was so awful I needed anger management classes to keep myself from beating the theater people to get my money back. | |
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lovemachine said: I just saw Anger Management over the weekend and it was a piece of shit. It was so awful I needed anger management classes to keep myself from beating the theater people to get my money back.
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Just to prove a point, here is the IMDB entry for "Ax 'em:"
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0349113 This fucking movie shouldn't have even been shown to family members. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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guuuyyyzzz! look at the titles of these movies!!! They scream crap-o-rama!!
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The Life Of David Gale
it should've been good- good concept, strong cast. But this movie was BAD. It tried sooo hard to keep you guessing and twist the plot that it turned into a sad, boring mess... If you come across this movie, just keep on going! | |
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Any Schwarzenegger movie after Predator. And that includes T2, a real disappointment. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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I hope this thread wasn't inspired by my Evita thread last night! | |
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-Like grains of sand (does not seem to end.. ever)
-Jurrasic park - sequels -Star Wars - the prequels (phantom menace etc). they were so busy with the effects that they forgot that a film takes acting too. -City of Angels (predictable from beginning to end) -Batman & robin (even chris o donnel in latex couldn't save this one) The HQ-er formerly known as krokostimpy. | |
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thanx conscious...
ADD "EVITA" TO MY LIST!!! The HQ-er formerly known as krokostimpy. | |
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graffiti bridge- pure shit
the unborn- ridicuous shit circuit- gay shit spawn- comic book shit waterworld- futuristic shit dumb and dumber- dumb shit i know what you did last summer (all of them)- teen shit halloween and friday the 13th (after part 1)- unscary shit | |
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IceNine said: In an effort to save people money on shitty rentals or purchases, I propose that we list really shitty movies that we have seen in an effort to keep people from suffering and wasting cash on these pieces of shit.
Here are a few that I have recently seen: Wendigo - I thought that this was one of the shittiest movies in the history of shitty movies. What a piece of crap. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO ACTION IN THIS MOVIE AT ALL. When they interview the director and he is missing some front teeth, you know you are in trouble. Shatter Dead - what can I say, other than... pure shit. This movie was filmed with what appears to be a VHS camcorder... the acting is shit, the dialog is shit, the action is non-existent. This piece of shit is nearly as bad as Wendigo... well, they are a tie... both get ZERO stars. Ripper - what a piece of crap... another attempted teen horror film where a serial killer stalks and kills people. Yeah, I know... how can you mess that up? They did. Axe 'em - this is ABSOLUTELY, without a doubt, the single worst piece of shit EVER put out for public release. I cannot even start to describe how horrible this piece of shit is... the movie was DEFINITELY shot on a VERY shitty hand-held VHS camera from a pawn shop. The dialog is really shitty, but luckily you cannot hear it at all, as the sound on this movie is the worst that I have ever heard. The entire movie is presented with a large black box around the picture for some reason... maybe they couldn't blow the shitty camcorder picture up at the local U-Edit Video shop. Tales from the Gimli Hospital - avoid at all costs... you know shit is going to go wrong when a guy squeezes a load of fish eggs onto his head and rubs them in as if they are some sort of stinky shampoo. I have never even heard of those! . [This message was edited Mon Apr 28 8:08:48 PDT 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh] | |
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Holes - My kids loved it - sometimes I wonder about those two. | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: In an effort to save people money on shitty rentals or purchases, I propose that we list really shitty movies that we have seen in an effort to keep people from suffering and wasting cash on these pieces of shit.
Here are a few that I have recently seen: Wendigo - I thought that this was one of the shittiest movies in the history of shitty movies. What a piece of crap. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO ACTION IN THIS MOVIE AT ALL. When they interview the director and he is missing some front teeth, you know you are in trouble. Shatter Dead - what can I say, other than... pure shit. This movie was filmed with what appears to be a VHS camcorder... the acting is shit, the dialog is shit, the action is non-existent. This piece of shit is nearly as bad as Wendigo... well, they are a tie... both get ZERO stars. Ripper - what a piece of crap... another attempted teen horror film where a serial killer stalks and kills people. Yeah, I know... how can you mess that up? They did. Axe 'em - this is ABSOLUTELY, without a doubt, the single worst piece of shit EVER put out for public release. I cannot even start to describe how horrible this piece of shit is... the movie was DEFINITELY shot on a VERY shitty hand-held VHS camera from a pawn shop. The dialog is really shitty, but luckily you cannot hear it at all, as the sound on this movie is the worst that I have ever heard. The entire movie is presented with a large black box around the picture for some reason... maybe they couldn't blow the shitty camcorder picture up at the local U-Edit Video shop. Tales from the Gimli Hospital - avoid at all costs... you know shit is going to go wrong when a guy squeezes a load of fish eggs onto his head and rubs them in as if they are some sort of stinky shampoo. I have never even heard of those! Take heart in knowing that I will NEVER try to make you watch them!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I have never even heard of those!
[/quote] Take heart in knowing that I will NEVER try to make you watch them! [/quote]
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Meet The Parents  I walked out the cinema and demanded my money back...I told them it was crap, and I got a full refund!   | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Meet The Parents
I walked out the cinema and demanded my money back...I told them it was crap, and I got a full refund! Damn... I enjoyed that one. :O SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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REDFEATHERS said: Meet The Parents
I walked out the cinema and demanded my money back...I told them it was crap, and I got a full refund! Are you serious? I'm gonna try that too.  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Meet The Parents
I walked out the cinema and demanded my money back...I told them it was crap, and I got a full refund! I thought it was very funny. | |
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Pauline at the Beach.
It is the worst movie ever. Really. | |
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"snuff"(urban myth it caused lasted longer than the run of the movie itself)
"return to horror high"(maureen mccormack from the brady bunch in a d rate slasher that makes absolutely no sense plotwise) "battlefield earth" (scientology cinema-enough said) "queen of the damned" (even aaliyah couldn't save this pretentious, psuedo-gothic piece of crap) "scream 2", "scream 3" (fell into all of the horror movie cliches they were supposed to spoof) "pieces" (another idiotic slasher) "www.fear.com" (a retarded imitator of "the ring" which sucked in and of itself) "footloose" (forget it...its corny as fuck even by 80's teen movie standards...the only thing i remember is the main character saying..."I never said I didn't like you. But if your boyfriend saw me w/ you he'd rip my lungs out with a spoon" or some similar crap) poorly edited posts are worse than crappy movies [This message was edited Mon Apr 28 8:21:35 PDT 2003 by AprilMichelle] | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: I have never even heard of those!
Take heart in knowing that I will NEVER try to make you watch them! Or any other movie! I will tie you to the bed and... well... fuck the movie... you are right.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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The Sweetest Thing w/ Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate. There was no point to this movie apart from making me walk out.
Oceans Eleven - Walked out of this one too. Boring. | |
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ConsciousContact said: The Sweetest Thing w/ Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate. There was no point to this movie apart from making me walk out. YES!!! What a load of crap."How embarrasing to be human!"
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ConsciousContact said: REDFEATHERS said: Meet The Parents
I walked out the cinema and demanded my money back...I told them it was crap, and I got a full refund! I thought it was very funny. Then you need your sense of humour Re-serviced... | |
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: I have never even heard of those!
Take heart in knowing that I will NEVER try to make you watch them! Or any other movie! I will tie you to the bed and... well... fuck the movie... you are right. Smart man! I knew you wanted to be sure there wasn't a bonfire before you got home from work! Im betting horror flicks burn well! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: ConsciousContact said: REDFEATHERS said: Meet The Parents
I walked out the cinema and demanded my money back...I told them it was crap, and I got a full refund! I thought it was very funny. Then you need your sense of humour Re-serviced... It's fine as it is thanks. | |
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IceNine said: Wendigo - I thought that this was one of the shittiest movies in the history of shitty movies. What a piece of crap. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO ACTION IN THIS MOVIE AT ALL. When they interview the director and he is missing some front teeth, you know you are in trouble.
Is this the movie with the Tree-monster-thingamabob??...If so, this movie REEKS!!...  ...I rented it simply cuz nothing else was at Blockbuster that I hadn't already seen...and it actually had a few decent quotes from critics on the box cover, so I took a chance...I wanted to take the movie back and slap the guy behind the counter for allowing me to rent it...Awful in everyway. | |
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