althom said:

It's like 'While You Were Out' on the Discovery Channel!

applekisses said:

Can't you just imagine the great fun of sacrificing things on that altar???

IceNine said:

It's so little...I think you'd need more space. Unless you were sacrificing mice.
I think you need an altar makeover.

applekisses said:

You can slaughter things all in front of it... just as long as blood splatters on it, you are okay!

IceNine said:

Still...I think a larger working space is in order...let me see what I can come up with...

How about something like this...



Then you can paint it red and green and hang your Santeria doo dads on it.

What do you think?

applekisses said:

That really is pretty neato and all, but I don't think that the great gods will be pleased with it... it just doesn't have that "must kill humans" vibe to it.

Please keep trying.

IceNine said:

It's got that great waste receptical where you can put all of the entrails and things when you're done with them.

Just think about it...

applekisses said:

Oh, trust me... I love the utility of the "altar" that you proposed, but I don't think that the Old Gods will be pleased... it is a well-known fact that they will make a man grow giant breasts if they are displeased... I don't need that.

Now THIS is a very nice space...notice the cat-o-ninetails in the right corner.

IceNine said:

I can understand...I have back pain myself...but, being a man and having giant breasts might have some advantage, don't you think?

applekisses said:

NICE!

I could really kill people in there!!!

applekisses said:

I guess I could rub oils on them when I masturbated... that would be good!

IceNine said:

Also, it's a bright, cheery space that you could use for entertaining between killings

applekisses said:

Precisely!

Man... bring a few people over for some laughs and some killing. What a life!!!

IceNine said:

Make sure you use this though...



or you might not be able to breastfeed.

Hypoallergenic and completely natural, Lansinoh is recommended for the treatment of sore nipples. It has been shown in controlled clinical studies to significantly decrease usual healing time and to decrease pain. This happens because when Lansinoh is applied to injured nipple/areolar skin tissue it slows down the evaporation
of the skin's natural moisture, providing a moisture barrier that allows the skin to rehydrate from within. This process is known as moist wound healing, the most up-to-date method for accelerated healing which eliminates the formation of scabs/crusts.

In addition to accelerated healing, Lansinoh provides immediate diminishment of pain. Application of Lansinoh to the injured nipple area places the free nerve endings (they sense pain) in a more normal environment. Rather than the free nerve endings drying out and abrading against each other, in the Lansinoh medium they remain lubricated which results in less pain being perceived.

Lansinoh is of such high purity that it does not need to be removed prior to breastfeeding. It can be used with confidence by mothers with conditions such as eczema or psoriasis on their nipples.

applekisses said:

I might not be able to breastfeed but I can damned sure rub that wonderful ointment on my nipples!!!

Here's a great nursing bra you could wear...


[This message was edited Tue Apr 29 8:05:55 PDT 2003 by applekisses]

applekisses said:

Dogdamn, I would look SEXY in that!!!

It might be too 'Silence of the Lambs' if you start killing in it, though.

applekisses said:

Well, it just might be... but I will fight through it and go right ahead with my killing... unashamed!

IceNine said:

You go, boy!

Something tells me that Ice's life is gonna turn out something like Hellraiser, or some HP Lovecraft novel.

Just a matter of time before he accidentally conjures Cthullu and gets eaten...

JediMaster said:

I am working on summoning Yog-Sothoth as we speak...

:O

Crap! I'm getting outta the state! Haven't you read any Lovecraft? You're either gonna wind up eaten, or you'll turn into some weird, semi-aquatic flesh eating thing (and then your chances of getting a date will be drastically reduced).

JediMaster said:

I've read a lot of Lovecraft... the Ancient Ones are on their way, hurtling toward our dimension... their hideous forms so horrible as to be indescribable. Even one look at the old ones would be enough to cause a mortal man to go insane from fear... I have become greater than mortal and I welcome the coming of these nameless horrors.

IceNine said:

"Hmmm, this Icenine guy looks tasty!"
[This message was edited Tue Apr 29 14:46:40 PDT 2003 by JediMaster]