...one man shall be ruler...

INTELLIGENCE:

the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills.

the collection of information...

I GOT A JOKE FOR YA!!!

В. Что получается твердым и сухим, а затем влажным и мягким?
А. Жевательная резинка

Q. Quid facis, et valet per annum scriptor usus condoms de? A. fundensque in Tyro goodyear vocant.

Watashi wa senjitsu ichiba ni dete ite,
tsūro ni yoko ni natte iru dansei o mitsukete,
nani ga okotta no ka tazunemashita.
Kare wa kare to kare no tsuma no kāto ni
10-doru no 24 kēsu no bīru o ireta to watashi ni itta,
soshite kanojo wa hamu ni sore o motonimodosu-yō ni itta. ...
Kare wa naze karera ga sonotame ni son'nani ōku o
tsukaubekina no ka to tazunemashita, soshite kanojo wa
`sore wa watashi ga yori yoku mieru no o tasukemasu'
to kotaemashita.
Sorekara kare wa `24 kēsu no bīru o susume,
sore wa hanbun no hiyō ga kakaru...
Soshite sore ga kare ga oboete iru subeteda...


SOME FOLKS CONFUSE HOW I CHOOSE TO WRITE
with their inability to comprehend what i say...
i don't suffer from the same affliction as they as
i can unnastand whatever is written in amerikkan
or english...
if it is somethin outside of my knowledge of language
eem if it is slang in another
and i want to make sense of it... i can...

SNOBBERY ain't a good look on nobody but me...

this ain't about flamin nobody in particular
but it is as funny as these jokes that foks don't
see things in themselves and can't stand when others do...



(and where o where is my profile pic)

2freaky4church1 said:

Tony, shoot that bitch.

can I get some of that? Wait a minute!!!

An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand.

purplethunder3121 said:

An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand.

The farmer says,
"Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die
kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm
geschissen," which means, 'Don't
drink the water, the cows and the
pigs shit in it'


The guy shouts back, "I'm a Trump
supporter, and this is America. I
don't understand your gibberish
Speak English, you moron."

The
farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll
get more."