"...take off everything except your stockings, I wanna kiss U more or less..."

I GOT SOME COMPLAINTS!!!

times have really gotten bad

99.99% of society is stoopid as

fukkk...

LISTEN TO ME!!!

I was born

THEN ERTHING STARTED

TO BOTHER ME...

that brings us up yo date...

i often wonder if people look

both ways before gettin on my nerves

i actually would like to offer moral support

but i have questionable morals

I just helped my young neighbor

bury a rolled up carpet in the woods...

her boyfriend prolly woulda helped

but she said he was out of town...

WHY WON'T YOU VALIDATE ME???

YOU KNOW...

if you snacked on tide pods

and use gorilla glue in yo hair...

THERE'S COTTON CANDY IN THE ATTIC!!!

you ever sittin there in yo car

waitin for the cop to bring back yo license

and two more squad cars pull up???

NEVER BEFORE HAS A GENERATION

SO DILIGENTLY RECORDED THEMSELVES

ACCOMPLISHIN SO LITTLE...

i posted a joke about a serious issue

and somebody decided to leave this long ass

butt hurt essay on how I should be ashamed

of myself...

for humor's sake i replied

'i'd bury my dick so far in yo ass

that whoever could pull it out would

be CROWNED KING ARTHUR...

we're datin but it's nothin serious...

LIKE I SAID...

i sent her a card that said

"HOPE YOU GET BETTER SOON"

she ain't sick,

she can just do better...

MY DOCTOR ASKED ME:

how many times do you get high a day???

I SAY: I DON'T KNOW!!!

imma stoner NIT a fukkkin

accountant...

Woooooooooooooooooooow...

imagin you get murdered

and some chick skips your

episode of FORENSIC FILES

because it's borin...

HERE'S SOME GOOD ADVICE!!!

for extra cash consider robbin

SEX OFFENDERS...

their address is easy to find

and they're not allowed to

own guns...

I WAS AT THE ZOO...

I asked the care taker

what the animals were in for

HIM: this isn't a prison

ME: so they can leave???

HIM: welllll... No, no they can't

I POINTED AT A PENGUIN:

i bet that one murdered somebody...

"IF GOD MADE MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE...

why ain't we all invisible???

LOOK!!!

IT'S AN APOSTROPHOBE!!!

you gonna insist grammar be used

on social media...

one more...

THIS IS FOR YOU KIDS

I SHIT YOU NOT!!!

there use to be a fone number you

(phone asscrakkk)

could call

JUST TO FIND OUT WHAT TIME IT WAS!!!

JUST REMEMBER THIS!!!

i'm not gonna call you ugly

but i really don't appreciate

how you look....

purplethunder3121 said:

"KingBAD… you're a bit of a maniac, aren't you???"

NEVER BEFORE HAS A GENERATION

SO DILIGENTLY RECORDED THEMSELVES

ACCOMPLISHIN SO LITTLE...

.

Welcome to "the org", nayroo2002… you ain't funky at all, you just a little ol' prude!

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nayroo2002 said:

NEVER BEFORE HAS A GENERATION

SO DILIGENTLY RECORDED THEMSELVES

ACCOMPLISHIN SO LITTLE...

.

Welcome to "the org", nayroo2002… you ain't funky at all, you just a little ol' prude!

[Edited 3/4/21 12:01pm]

did someone say 'selfie'????