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KingBAD

"come here, take my hand, I'll show U..."

"JEROME... i think it's gonna be kinda right tonight... STOP ME AT 17..."

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey...

glad to see you could make it back,

so let's get this show on the road....

WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO???

Most of ya's are still like

"i'm so glad 2020 is over,

i don't even want to

think of it anymore...

WELL...

that's not gonna happen...

it's one of those years you

gonna keep repeatin

year after year after year...

you had 2020, now we got

2020 1 next 2020 2 2020 3

I'M JUST FUKKKIN WITCHA...

So i was thinkin i might exersise

this year... figured i'd by a bike...

i call the guy ask him if he still

has a bike for sale. he says "yep"

i ask "what's the lowest you'll

go on it???"

he tells me

"about two mile an hour...

anything lower you'll tip over..."

as if my days aren't crazy enough

I TRIED DONATIN BLOOD

AT THE BLOODBANK

i'll never do that again...

tryin to help those who's

life may depend on it

and all i get are questions

"Who's blood is that?

Where did you get it??

Why is it in a bucket???

Soooooooooooooo...

i'm 65 now and exersise

ain't in me....

This young blond girl in her late teens,
wanting to earn some extra money for
the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a
"handy woman" and
She came to my door and asked if I had
any odd jobs for her to do,
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch"
"How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
I agreed and told her that the paint and brushes
and everything she would need were in the garage.
My friend hearing the conversation, said
"Does she realize that your porch goes
ALL the way around the house?"
"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" I responded.
She replied, "You're right.
I guess I'm starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes."
A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already??" I was quite amazed.
"Yes," she replied,
"and I even had paint left over so
I gave it two coats."
Impressed, I reached into my pocket for
the $50 and handed it to her
along with a $10 tip.............
"Thank you," the blonde said,
"And, by the way, it's not a Porch,
it's a Lexus."
that's my time BUT
one more lil thing...
sometimes i sit real quiet like
and wonder why i'm NOT
in a mental asylum...
Then i get up here and see
all yo lovely happy faces...
I take a look around at all
around me and realize
MAYBE I AM!!!

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 02/24/21 6:36am

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tryin to help those who's

life may depend on it

and all i get are questions

"Who's blood is that?

Where did you get it??

Why is it in a bucket???

lol lol lol lol lol haha missed you KingBAD

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KingBAD

XxAxX said:

tryin to help those who's

life may depend on it

and all i get are questions

"Who's blood is that?

Where did you get it??

Why is it in a bucket???

lol lol lol lol lol haha missed you KingBAD

lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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