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I Need A New "BeMyDaddy" Name Now that I know that Shane Battier's going to break my heart and get married this summer, I've decided it's time to throw away this "Battier" part of my name.
I thought about becoming "RioBeMyDaddy." Rio is a lovely man, but, I thought better of it because he wouldn't take naked shower pictures for me. I'm still quite in shock about Shane Battier's plans for marriage. He doesn't know what he's doing.  We could've been good together Shane! We could've been good together. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Now that I know that Shane Battier's going to break my heart and get married this summer, I've decided it's time to throw away this "Battier" part of my name.
I thought about becoming "RioBeMyDaddy." Rio is a lovely man, but, I thought better of it because he wouldn't take naked shower pictures for me. I'm still quite in shock about Shane Battier's plans for marriage. He doesn't know what he's doing. We could've been good together Shane! We could've been good together. How about RKellyBeMyDaddy? "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
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SpcMs said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Now that I know that Shane Battier's going to break my heart and get married this summer, I've decided it's time to throw away this "Battier" part of my name.
I thought about becoming "RioBeMyDaddy." Rio is a lovely man, but, I thought better of it because he wouldn't take naked shower pictures for me. I'm still quite in shock about Shane Battier's plans for marriage. He doesn't know what he's doing. We could've been good together Shane! We could've been good together. How about RKellyBeMyDaddy? He does nothing for me. 
Not like Shane... -------
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StupidAnnyoningLittleKoreanBoysBeMyDaddy | |
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AzureStar said: StupidAnnyoningLittleKoreanBoysBeMyDaddy
Now Heather... That is probably the best idea you've ever had. Except you don't think they're stupid or annoying. You told me you want to... ...touch them in their pants.  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: StupidAnnyoningLittleKoreanBoysBeMyDaddy
Now Heather... That is probably the best idea you've ever had. Except you don't think they're stupid or annoying. You told me you want to... ...touch them in their pants. 
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: StupidAnnyoningLittleKoreanBoysBeMyDaddy
Now Heather... That is probably the best idea you've ever had. Except you don't think they're stupid or annoying. You told me you want to... ...touch them in their pants.
*puke* You said it, Heather. You said you'd like to eat their asses with strawberries.  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: StupidAnnyoningLittleKoreanBoysBeMyDaddy
Now Heather... That is probably the best idea you've ever had. Except you don't think they're stupid or annoying. You told me you want to... ...touch them in their pants.
*puke* You said it, Heather. You said you'd like to eat their asses with strawberries. There's something terribly wrong with you. Just... yuck. | |
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: StupidAnnyoningLittleKoreanBoysBeMyDaddy
Now Heather... That is probably the best idea you've ever had. Except you don't think they're stupid or annoying. You told me you want to... ...touch them in their pants.
*puke* You said it, Heather. You said you'd like to eat their asses with strawberries. There's something terribly wrong with you. Just... yuck. FELCHER! FELCHER! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: StupidAnnyoningLittleKoreanBoysBeMyDaddy
Now Heather... That is probably the best idea you've ever had. Except you don't think they're stupid or annoying. You told me you want to... ...touch them in their pants.
*puke* You said it, Heather. You said you'd like to eat their asses with strawberries. There's something terribly wrong with you. Just... yuck. FELCHER! FELCHER! Damn. I meant to use that on someone at work, too! Not the act, but the phrase. Remind me come Tuesday! . [This message was edited Sat Apr 26 14:37:27 PDT 2003 by AzureStar] | |
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How about Fatty bemydaddy, you love Elvis! | |
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please excuse my ignorance but who is shane battier? If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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umm...
how about RussianBeMyDaddy?  | |
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Forget about wanting a "daddy"
how about Buttwinkle.  | |
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MichaelJacksonBeMyDaddy NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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NiksterBeMyDaddy 
Hey, I can dream, can't I???  | |
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lust said: please excuse my ignorance but who is shane battier?
He's a pro basketball player. Check out Battier's profile (unless she's changed it, it tells ya all ya need to know  ) | |
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SamCassellBeMyDaddy to stick with the basketball theme  | |
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Whats yr dads name? If its Peter, it could be PeterBeMyDaddy.
Or wadabout, MummyBeMyDaddy?? Or BattierBeMyEx Or AssGoblin? Sorry...too much alcahol.
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GoldenShowersBeMyDaddy...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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Nikster said: NiksterBeMyDaddy
Hey, I can dream, can't I??? You know, for a Krispy Kreme donut, I will seriously consider it! -------
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How about KobieBeMyDaddy! | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Nikster said: NiksterBeMyDaddy
Hey, I can dream, can't I??? You know, for a Krispy Kreme donut, I will seriously consider it! Alrighty
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althom said: How about KobieBeMyDaddy!
How about FelchMeWithAStraw. -------
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how bout DORAbeMYdaddy | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: How about KobieBeMyDaddy!
How about FelchMeWithAStraw. Yeah...that's a good one.  | |
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DORA said: how bout DORAbeMYdaddy
How about DoraAteMeOutAndItFeltGood? Thank you for that amazing time, Dora. Never have I felt such pleasure... -------
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Does it have to be a "BeMyDaddy" name? Why not your own name instead of a reference to someone else? Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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moderatormatt said: Does it have to be a "BeMyDaddy" name? Why not your own name instead of a reference to someone else?
How about MattBeMyDaddy? | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: DORA said: how bout DORAbeMYdaddy
How about DoraAteMeOutAndItFeltGood? Thank you for that amazing time, Dora. Never have I felt such pleasure... i knew you would cum to your sences | |
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