Well done, Aerogram!

Haystack

One of the Org's foremost thread artists, Haystack has pioneered many genres and subgenres of chain threads and created the absolute best picture thread, the one with all the hairy and muscular studs. His aggressive sexuality gives Supa a run in his pantyhose. Haystack is also the owner of the most famous nipple of the Org.

BattierBeMyDaddy

One of the Org's youngest contributors, Battier is known for her precocity and self-assured ways. Relentlessly preoccupied by Shane Battier, she takes time away from her obsession to comment intelligently on any topic that strikes her fancy.

AzureStar

The Org's original muse, linked to many an Org luminary, she has inspired passion, lust, love and jealousy. Her thoughtful threads about everything from the spiritual to the mundane have caused massive loss of office productivity worldwide.
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Aaron___

Impossibly boyish and passionate to a fault, Aaron is the Org's most combative legend. His feuds with everyone from Natasha to Saddam Hussein have kept moderators up late at night and thoroughly entertained everyone.

00769BAD

Crafted in 1955, 00769BAD serves as the largely post-Baby Boom org's Obi Wan of the Old School. Well versed in modern hip hop vernacular, this San Francisco mack daddy, known to fans and hoes alike as "King Bad," sporadically injects high-brow thread discussions with an often much-needed shot of gangstafied levity. As the King might remind you: You can bring yo book-learnin' to intelligent discussion, but in the end, always keep it real and never let yo mouth write a check yo can't cash."

Now bow down!

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The Org's most ___ and ___est ___, (NAME) is ___ for his/her ___ posts and ___ful comments. Always ___ and perenially ___, he/she has ___ the days of ___ Orgers in ___ continents and brought ___ and ___ to the site. (NAME) is reportedly ___ with ___, but manages to ___ despite considerable ___.

Soulpower

For all the jaws he's caused to drop, Soulpower has seized the respect of allies and rivals alike with his articulate, scathing and ambitious leftist geopolitical commentaries. Political archnemesis to Aaron___, at least regarding the United States' Middle East interventions, Soulpower boasts a prolific written output and notable endurance in the face of adversity and a consensus of orgers who'd rather discuss more pressing issues -- like whether gay guys really hate women, Prince's taste in pants or seductive techniques.
[This message was edited Sat Apr 26 17:00:45 PDT 2003 by Lammastide]

Too funny!

Aerogram said:

He is the founder of the Oz Mafia.

LaVisHh said:

I agree... very cool thread. Thanks!

AND MY CONTRIBUTION...???

Aerogram said:

Uhm, I think you forgot his liver there

Dora

The Org,s premier unnatural blonde and resident pharmacology specialist, Dora has graced countless threads with snappy little comments delivered in her tradmarked Faux Cranky style. Readers are warned the crankiness is sometimes authentic.

Muse2noPharaoh

Nothing much is known about Muse2nopharaoh, except that she is admittedly obsessed with Icenine, likes the same records he likes and has incorporated her love of all things Icenine in her email address. Her gentle disposition and highly developed sense of humor have made her an Org almost overnight.

Sexlovely

One of the Org's seminal "character" poster, Sexlovely has launched untold numbers of Org personalities and been dubbed the "Cecil B. DeMile of the Org", though others could lay claim to this title. His posts, which are "branded" by the use of coloured fonts, alternate between utter goofiness and gut-wrenching sincerity. Nobody knows why he uses R.I.P. as his avatar.
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Damn. I wanted to do Dora!

Lammastide said:

Be me guest. You're doing a fantastic job.

Dora (as listed in some overseas editions)

SuperFunkyOrgangrinderSexy + female plumbing = Dora. Having wooed org notables from Ian to Muse to even the hetero-impaired Alexandernevermind319 with pain killers and the warm, velvet swirl of her avatar hottub, blonde Southwestern bombshell Dora charges the forum threads with girl-style brashness, unfettered sexuality and a virtuostic mastery of the four-lettered word. Love her, Hate her, but always tread lightly... this chick is hell on earth with a handgun.

SensualMelody

If your heathen butt ends up in Hell, don't say SensualMelody didn't warn you. Unofficially appointed Org Royal Court Spiritual Leader, this demure country flower is known for her devotion to her religious path, yet also her openness to respectfully discuss any number of divergent philosophies. NOTE: An heiress to the Terrestrial Paradise, SensualMelody is in pretty good with the Man Upstairs. Get on her good side, and you're set with post-rapture real estate as well as prayers and blessings for a time to come.

SuperC

Pottnah Extrordenaire:
Do Not be fooled by the non-violence of his words.
he's the equivalent of the BLOODY DAGER IN THE ICE.
Like the hungry wolf, you'll love to lick it, cos it
taste sooo goood to you, only to
find yourself bleeding to death as a result.

He has no need for the soft words he uses in makin you PAY.
He is quite capable of CHIPPIN TEETHE and turning the knees
of a RUFF RIDER into something with the consistancy
of warm butter.

MOST IMPORTANT!!!
There is much to be learned from MY POTTNAH...
YOU GOT A QUESTION, HE GOT AN ANSWER!!!


to boldly edit where no edit has dared to go
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Aerogram said:

OOOoooOOOoooOOOooo Am I that much of a mystery? I never meant to be. If you use my profile you know even less I thought it was a well known fact that I am it's Co-author.

00769BAD said:

Thanks! To those that reconize my skill
To those that don't :FU:

Aerogram said:

god dam i fuckin love you...!!!

Lammastide said:

fuckin beautiful

Lammastide
SHMOOVE TOUNGED DEVIL!!!

ALTHOUGH I HAVE SCANT IN FO ON THIS OHIO PLAYER
I MUST SAY HIS CREATIVITY AND ELOQUINCE IN WRITING UN-SUPASSED BY ANYONE AMONG THE "SQUOZEN"
MAY HIS JOURNALISTIC TALENTS BE NOTICED...

@ Bad, Aero and Lamma...

INSATIABLE said:

AND 'SATIABLE IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!!!

This is...without a shadow of a doubt, THE BEST thread ive read on the org.
Aerogram - we salute u!
Keep it goin!
It's made me feel all smushy!
'nana'
xx