I know she is beautiful, I know she is intelligent! But that’s it, what is she really like? I need to know because I was gonna give her a phone to ask her out for a drink or something.

I heard that she tried suicide, I heard she was in a car accident whilst drunk at the wheel! (surely not!) People also suggested her Oscar acceptation speech was a bit contrived! I think she needs a good honest steady man in her life, and I’m the man for the job!

So fill me in people dispel the myths enlighten me. Then once you’ve done that could you get her number for me? Thanks, much appreciated!

Get in line Scott!

Actually, I think she's a little Beautiful but

I’m ahead of you in the queue JimmyNothing, you never even went to school, and they made you pledge allegiance and you said it wasn’t cool! Nothing makes you proud Jimmy and that’s why you live on a mushroom cloud!

(prince on bandstand) don't know...

ScottNPG said:

I just heard on TV that Halle Berry is set to play CATWOMAN in an upcoming film!


Halle in tight fitting leather or pvc!

The Perfect role for Halle! She is some bit of Cat!

I'll bet she could suck the chrome off the end of a trailor hitch, swallow and then carry on a decent conversation afterwords. I may be wrong though.