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"I want to see some asses wigglin'..." "I know U came alone, cuz ain't just any man qualified 2 take U home." THANK YOOOOOU THANK YOU THANK YOU aw you too kind... Ok settle down, i may not be that good... The minister was just starting his sermon
when he spotted a man step inside.
He beckons him to sit and launches into his lesson
on the Ten Commandments.
Since it was a new face,
the minister makes sure to seek the man out
after the service to greet him.
"I have to confess," the man says,
"that I didn't come in to hear your sermon.
I came in to steal a hat,
because it's cold and I seem to have lost mine."
"What made you stop, then?" the minister asks.
"Well, your talking about 'Thou shalt not steal'
made me think about it."
"Terrific!" the minister says.
"And then," the man continues,
"when you got to 'Thou shalt not commit adultery',
I remembered where I left my hat."
ok...
i see you liked that one let me tell you what he did next:
The man and a little boy
entered a barbershop together.
After the man received the full treatment -
shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. -
he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said.
"I'll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy's haircut was completed
and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said,
"Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."
"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy.
"He just walked up,
took me by the hand and said,
'Come on, son,
we're gonna get a free haircut!'"
The man was driving
when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
He figured that his picture had been taken
for exceeding the limit,
even though he knew that he was not speeding.
Just to be sure,
he went around the block and passed the same spot,
driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny,
so he drove even slower as he passed the area again,
but the traffic camera again flashed.
He tried a FOURTH TIME with the same result.
He did this a FIFTH TIME and now was laughing
when the camera flashed as he rolled past,
this time at a snail's pace.
Two weeks later,
he got FIVE tickets in the mail for
driving WITHOUT A SEAT BELT.
MIC DROP!!!
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
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