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PrintableBlackcat said: EllisDee said: let's try to see you laugh with a mouth full of dick...
[This message was edited Fri Apr 25 12:56:29 PDT 2003 by EllisDee] THEN I SAID: Boyfriend I could finish you off, brush my teeth, eat an apple, call my girlfriend to talk about yo ass before you got that last hah out ya lungs. Palease. THEN HE SAID: please... you'd be scraping yo ass off the wall, is what you'd be doing... my shit'll hit you like swallowing the barrell of a gun and pulling the trigger... THEN I SAID: OMG that's a serious fuckin load dude, you'd better find a real ho before yo shit explodes. excactly what i been saying all along... you talk a mean game but you can't step to a player with the real shit... all these wack ass hoes thinkin they badder than they are...  ...[This message was edited Sat Apr 26 15:18:27 PDT 2003 by EllisDee]  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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EllisDee said: Blackcat said: EllisDee said: let's try to see you laugh with a mouth full of dick...
[This message was edited Fri Apr 25 12:56:29 PDT 2003 by EllisDee] THEN I SAID: Boyfriend I could finish you off, brush my teeth, eat an apple, call my girlfriend to talk about yo ass before you got that last hah out ya lungs. Palease. THEN HE SAID: please... you'd be scraping yo ass off the wall, is what you'd be doing... my shit'll hit you like swallowing the barrell of a gun and pulling the trigger... THEN I SAID: OMG that's a serious fuckin load dude, you'd better find a real ho before yo shit explodes. excactly what i been saying all along... you talk a mean game but you can't step to a player with the real shit... all these wack ass hoes thinkin they badder than they are... ...
[This message was edited Sat Apr 26 15:18:27 PDT 2003 by EllisDee] Come wid it son. First off, a ho gives it up for free - I ain't givin up shit for free unless you got the dick from heaven. And seeing as how you spend countless hours on this site living out your sorry ass fantasies, I'm sure yo ass can't even get it from a crack ho. Now, yo uncreative ass can't get the coochie brewing -- see your avatar? If you EVER (and that's a gigantor if) you had the pleasure of this coochie from heaven, that's bout how you be, stupidified! | |
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Blackcat said: Come wid it son. First off, a ho gives it up for free - I ain't givin up shit for free unless you got the dick from heaven.
well, you best be ready to bow before my holy sceptor... it'll have you speakin' in tongues and praisin' the lord... And seeing as how you spend countless hours on this site living out your sorry ass fantasies, I'm sure yo ass can't even get it from a crack ho. you right... the hours i spend on this website living out my fantasies can't be counted... because they don't occur... i'm already livin' out my fantasies in real life... and the hour or so that i spend on this website most days ain't nuttin' but hanging out wit some cool ass muthafuckaz- no fantasizin' involved... and trust me on this, as this is the gospel - i don't ever go to sleep alone at night... and i honestly couldn't tell you the last time i did go to sleep at night... Now, yo uncreative ass can't get the coochie brewing -- see your avatar? If you EVER (and that's a gigantor if) you had the pleasure of this coochie from heaven, that's bout how you be, stupidified! i think the coochie ain't brewin' cause you done dried the shit by passing out to every tom, dick, and harry around the way... straight up, though, cause i think you're taking this a little too seriously... i got no beef wit ya... i'm just fuckin' 'round... we cool as far as i'm concerned, so let's keep it that way... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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i think the coochie ain't brewin' cause you done dried the shit by passing out to every tom, dick, and harry around the way... Sorry charlie, most nights I do go to sleep alone, cause I choose to. straight up, though, cause i think you're taking this a little too seriously... i got no beef wit ya... i'm just fuckin' 'round... we cool as far as i'm concerned, so let's keep it that way...[/quote] Same here dude, I'm just fuckin wid you, really I just like to mess with people who think they (pimps) better than others (ho's). Bad knows this and now you do too. Peace be on to you. And just so you know I ain't mad at ya  but don't go gettin excited and shit you still too young for me.  | |
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Blackcat said: EllisDee said: i think the coochie ain't brewin' cause you done dried the shit by passing out to every tom, dick, and harry around the way... Sorry charlie, most nights I do go to sleep alone, cause I choose to. straight up, though, cause i think you're taking this a little too seriously... i got no beef wit ya... i'm just fuckin' 'round... we cool as far as i'm concerned, so let's keep it that way... Same here dude, I'm just fuckin wid you, really I just like to mess with people who think they (pimps) better than others (ho's). Bad knows this and now you do too. Peace be on to you. And just so you know I ain't mad at ya but don't go gettin excited and shit you still too young for me. true... i can't trip... pimps ain't no betta than hos, and hos ain't no betta than pimps... each one needs the other...  ...
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EllisDee said: Blackcat said: EllisDee said: i think the coochie ain't brewin' cause you done dried the shit by passing out to every tom, dick, and harry around the way... Sorry charlie, most nights I do go to sleep alone, cause I choose to. straight up, though, cause i think you're taking this a little too seriously... i got no beef wit ya... i'm just fuckin' 'round... we cool as far as i'm concerned, so let's keep it that way... Same here dude, I'm just fuckin wid you, really I just like to mess with people who think they (pimps) better than others (ho's). Bad knows this and now you do too. Peace be on to you. And just so you know I ain't mad at ya but don't go gettin excited and shit you still too young for me. true... i can't trip... pimps ain't no betta than hos, and hos ain't no betta than pimps... each one needs the other... ...
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[This message was edited Sun Apr 27 4:23:30 PDT 2003 by EllisDee] HOLD ON POTTNAH!!! SHIT, A HO CAIN'T MATCH A PIMP NUKKA NEED A HO BITCH LIKE A FISH NEED A RAIN COAT. I BE LIKE, YO BEE-ATCH!!! I GOT ALONG WIT OUT YOU BEFORE I MET YOU, I CAN GET ALONG WIT OUT YOU NOW!!! MATTER OF FACT, I CELLABRATE EVERY TIME ONE OF THEM LAZY HOS BREAK OUT, GIVE A NUKKA ROOM FOR NEW GAME AND AIN'T IT FUNNY HOW IT'S ALWAYS HER SISTER, COUSIN, MOMMA, AUNT, WHUTEVER... I SAY IF A HO WAS ANYWHERE NEAR BEING EQUAL TO A PIMPIN AS NUKKA, SHE WOULDN'T BE IN AN OCUPATION THAT CONSTANTLY GETS THAT ASSHOLE RUPTURED... THEY LIKE WHUT THEY DO THEY LOVE ME... WHUT A PERFECT COMBONATION :LOL: I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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00769BAD said: HOLD ON POTTNAH!!! SHIT, A HO CAIN'T MATCH A PIMP NUKKA NEED A HO BITCH LIKE A FISH NEED A RAIN COAT. I BE LIKE, YO BEE-ATCH!!! I GOT ALONG WIT OUT YOU BEFORE I MET YOU, I CAN GET ALONG WIT OUT YOU NOW!!! MATTER OF FACT, I CELLABRATE EVERY TIME ONE OF THEM LAZY HOS BREAK OUT, GIVE A NUKKA ROOM FOR NEW GAME AND AIN'T IT FUNNY HOW IT'S ALWAYS HER SISTER, COUSIN, MOMMA, AUNT, WHUTEVER... I SAY IF A HO WAS ANYWHERE NEAR BEING EQUAL TO A PIMPIN AS NUKKA, SHE WOULDN'T BE IN AN OCUPATION THAT CONSTANTLY GETS THAT ASSHOLE RUPTURED... THEY LIKE WHUT THEY DO THEY LOVE ME... WHUT A PERFECT COMBONATION :LOL: :LOL: | |
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i is got no need ta starts anudda thread abouts dis
PIMP SHIT. as i is deffinately da PIMPIEST PIMPIN PIMP out in dis muddafukka. YOU DON'T BELIEVE DA CHEECH??? check it, i is say wut i say and i is say it likes i say it. no need fo me ta repete o exsplain, i is like ricky ricardo wit a attitude... IS I PIMPIN O WUT??? King BAD is the giver of ME LIFE
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00769BAD said: EllisDee said: Blackcat said: EllisDee said: i think the coochie ain't brewin' cause you done dried the shit by passing out to every tom, dick, and harry around the way... Sorry charlie, most nights I do go to sleep alone, cause I choose to. straight up, though, cause i think you're taking this a little too seriously... i got no beef wit ya... i'm just fuckin' 'round... we cool as far as i'm concerned, so let's keep it that way... Same here dude, I'm just fuckin wid you, really I just like to mess with people who think they (pimps) better than others (ho's). Bad knows this and now you do too. Peace be on to you. And just so you know I ain't mad at ya but don't go gettin excited and shit you still too young for me. true... i can't trip... pimps ain't no betta than hos, and hos ain't no betta than pimps... each one needs the other... ...
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[This message was edited Sun Apr 27 4:23:30 PDT 2003 by EllisDee] HOLD ON POTTNAH!!! SHIT, A HO CAIN'T MATCH A PIMP NUKKA NEED A HO BITCH LIKE A FISH NEED A RAIN COAT. I BE LIKE, YO BEE-ATCH!!! I GOT ALONG WIT OUT YOU BEFORE I MET YOU, I CAN GET ALONG WIT OUT YOU NOW!!! MATTER OF FACT, I CELLABRATE EVERY TIME ONE OF THEM LAZY HOS BREAK OUT, GIVE A NUKKA ROOM FOR NEW GAME AND AIN'T IT FUNNY HOW IT'S ALWAYS HER SISTER, COUSIN, MOMMA, AUNT, WHUTEVER... I SAY IF A HO WAS ANYWHERE NEAR BEING EQUAL TO A PIMPIN AS NUKKA, SHE WOULDN'T BE IN AN OCUPATION THAT CONSTANTLY GETS THAT ASSHOLE RUPTURED... THEY LIKE WHUT THEY DO THEY LOVE ME... WHUT A PERFECT COMBONATION :LOL: it's sunday... sunday's my sensitive day... i'll put the bitches back in the places as soon as the clock strike midnight... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: 00769BAD said: EllisDee said: Blackcat said: EllisDee said: i think the coochie ain't brewin' cause you done dried the shit by passing out to every tom, dick, and harry around the way... Sorry charlie, most nights I do go to sleep alone, cause I choose to. straight up, though, cause i think you're taking this a little too seriously... i got no beef wit ya... i'm just fuckin' 'round... we cool as far as i'm concerned, so let's keep it that way... Same here dude, I'm just fuckin wid you, really I just like to mess with people who think they (pimps) better than others (ho's). Bad knows this and now you do too. Peace be on to you. And just so you know I ain't mad at ya but don't go gettin excited and shit you still too young for me. true... i can't trip... pimps ain't no betta than hos, and hos ain't no betta than pimps... each one needs the other... ...
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[This message was edited Sun Apr 27 4:23:30 PDT 2003 by EllisDee] HOLD ON POTTNAH!!! SHIT, A HO CAIN'T MATCH A PIMP NUKKA NEED A HO BITCH LIKE A FISH NEED A RAIN COAT. I BE LIKE, YO BEE-ATCH!!! I GOT ALONG WIT OUT YOU BEFORE I MET YOU, I CAN GET ALONG WIT OUT YOU NOW!!! MATTER OF FACT, I CELLABRATE EVERY TIME ONE OF THEM LAZY HOS BREAK OUT, GIVE A NUKKA ROOM FOR NEW GAME AND AIN'T IT FUNNY HOW IT'S ALWAYS HER SISTER, COUSIN, MOMMA, AUNT, WHUTEVER... I SAY IF A HO WAS ANYWHERE NEAR BEING EQUAL TO A PIMPIN AS NUKKA, SHE WOULDN'T BE IN AN OCUPATION THAT CONSTANTLY GETS THAT ASSHOLE RUPTURED... THEY LIKE WHUT THEY DO THEY LOVE ME... WHUT A PERFECT COMBONATION :LOL: it's sunday... sunday's my sensitive day... i'll put the bitches back in the places as soon as the clock strike midnight... ...FOCROFLMMFAO!!! @ SENSITIVE :LOL: I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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Blackcat said: CalhounSq said: I like your cowboy hat...
I was hoping somebody would get that 
girl, lemme call you back. I'm suckin dick right now... :O  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Blackcat said: CalhounSq said: I like your cowboy hat...
I was hoping somebody would get that
girl, lemme call you back. I'm suckin dick right now... :O  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: CalhounSq said: Blackcat said: CalhounSq said: I like your cowboy hat...
I was hoping somebody would get that
girl, lemme call you back. I'm suckin dick right now... :O ...Don't tell me you don't remember that famous quote from the HBO special "Hookers & Johns"??? That shit was HILARIOUS I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: EllisDee said: CalhounSq said: Blackcat said: CalhounSq said: I like your cowboy hat...
I was hoping somebody would get that
girl, lemme call you back. I'm suckin dick right now... :O ...Don't tell me you don't remember that famous quote from the HBO special "Hookers & Johns"??? That shit was HILARIOUS  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: CalhounSq said: EllisDee said: CalhounSq said: Blackcat said: CalhounSq said: I like your cowboy hat...
I was hoping somebody would get that
girl, lemme call you back. I'm suckin dick right now... :O ...Don't tell me you don't remember that famous quote from the HBO special "Hookers & Johns"??? That shit was HILARIOUS ...Aww man, you thought that was MY quote??? Cold shit, cold shit  I would never take that call I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: EllisDee said: CalhounSq said: EllisDee said: CalhounSq said: Blackcat said: CalhounSq said: I like your cowboy hat...
I was hoping somebody would get that
girl, lemme call you back. I'm suckin dick right now... :O ...Don't tell me you don't remember that famous quote from the HBO special "Hookers & Johns"??? That shit was HILARIOUS ...Aww man, you thought that was MY quote??? Cold shit, cold shit I would never take that call :LOVE::LOVE::LOVE::LOVE::LOVE: I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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THIZ SHIT IS FUCKIN' BEAUTIFUL!!! | |
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CalhounSq said: EllisDee said: CalhounSq said: EllisDee said: CalhounSq said: Blackcat said: CalhounSq said: I like your cowboy hat...
I was hoping somebody would get that
girl, lemme call you back. I'm suckin dick right now... :O ...Don't tell me you don't remember that famous quote from the HBO special "Hookers & Johns"??? That shit was HILARIOUS ...Aww man, you thought that was MY quote??? Cold shit, cold shit I would never take that call straight up... there's a special place in hell reserved for the woman that stops to answer the phone in the middle of sucking some dick...  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: CalhounSq said: EllisDee said: CalhounSq said: EllisDee said: CalhounSq said: Blackcat said: CalhounSq said: I like your cowboy hat...
I was hoping somebody would get that
girl, lemme call you back. I'm suckin dick right now... :O ...Don't tell me you don't remember that famous quote from the HBO special "Hookers & Johns"??? That shit was HILARIOUS ...Aww man, you thought that was MY quote??? Cold shit, cold shit I would never take that call straight up... there's a special place in hell reserved for the woman that stops to answer the phone in the middle of sucking some dick... ...:Lol: I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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