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Thread started 09/12/20 3:30am

KingBAD

"I got a job, why don't y'all get a job???"

"KingBAD… can't you just trust me?"

A blonde lady motorist was about
two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked,
"Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me.
I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.
My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back
which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo.
They're a bit stressed already so I don't want
to keep them on the road all day.
Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?
I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat
of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts,
and off they went.
Five hours later,
the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego
when suddenly he was horrified to see the blonde
walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps,
much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes
he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded,
"I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde,
" but we had money left over,
so now we're going to Sea World."
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 09/12/20 5:58pm

purplethunder3
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #2 posted 09/12/20 7:34pm

KingBAD

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

purplethunder3121 said:

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #3 posted 09/12/20 7:41pm

KingBAD

"would U let me wash your hair?"

A blind man walks into a bar,

makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender.

"Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir,

I think it is only fair that you should know five things.

Number One.

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

Number Two.

The bouncer is a blonde body builder named ralf.

Number Three.

I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde man

with a black belt in karate.

Number Four.

The man sitting next to me is blonde

and a professional weightlifter.

Number Five.

The lady to your right is blonde

and a professional wrestler.

he concludes by smugly asking,

"Now think about it seriously, mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second,

shakes his head and mutters,

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it

five fukkkin times."

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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