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KingBAD

"KingBAD… you're always on my mind, day and night, baby all the time!!!"

"KingBAD… I can hang when U're around, but I'll surely die if U're not there."

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods.

Their names were Rufus and Clarence.

They lived on opposite sides of the river,

and they hated each other.

Every morning, just after sunrise,

Rufus and Clarence would go down to their

respective sides of the river and yell at each other.

"RUFUS!!" Clarence would shout.

"You better thank your lucky stars that I can't swim . . .

or I'd swim this river and whup your ass!!"

"CLARENCE!!" Rufus would holler back,

"You better thank YOUR lucky stars that I can't swim . . .

or I'd swim this river and whup your skinny ass!!!"

This went on every morning. Every day. Twenty years.

One day the Army Corps of Engineers came and built a bridge.

Still, every morning every day for another five years

the shouting and feuding across the river continued.

Finally, Rufus wife has had enough.

"Rufus!" she yells, one day. "I can't take no more!!

Every day for 25 years, you've been threatenin' to whup Clarence.

Well, there's the bridge...have at it!"

Rufus thought for a moment.

Chewed his bottom lip for another moment.

"Woman!" he declared, snapping his suspenders into place.

"I'm gonna whup Clarence's ass!!!"

He walked out the door, down to the river, along the riverbank,

came to the bridge, stepped up onto the bridge,

walked about halfway, looked up....

TURNED TAIL AND RAN SCREAMING BACK TO THE HOUSE,

SLAMMED THE DOOR, BOLTED THE WINDOWS,

GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND DIVED,

PANTING AND GASPING, UNDER THE BED!!!!!

"Rufus!" cried the misses.

"I thought you was gonna whup Clarence's butt!!!"

"I was, woman, I was!!" he whispered.

"Rufus!" cried the misses.

"What in tarnation is the matter?"

"Well," muttered the terror-stricken Rufus,

"I went to the bridge...

I stepped up on the bridge...

walked halfway over the bridge...looked up..."

"And?" she asked, breathless with suspense.

"And," continued Rufus,

"I saw a sign that said, "Clearance, 13 feet, 6 inches"

He ain't never looked THAT big from the other side of the river!!!!!"

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 09/07/20 5:59am

RJOrion

"... you mean so much to me-ee-ee...a love like ours just had to be-eeee.."


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Reply #2 posted 09/07/20 12:59pm

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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

An old geezer, who had been a retired.....

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
He went to Dr. Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Reply #3 posted 09/08/20 11:58am

KingBAD

purplethunder3121 said:

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

An old geezer, who had been a retired.....

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
He went to Dr. Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #4 posted 09/10/20 8:14pm

XxAxX

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lol lol lol love these threads!

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