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"KingBAD… don't call me baby, and get out of my house you creep!" why yes... i am a bit of a maniac, ain't i....
A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that they would try this. The doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more." So the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "Why don't you just put it all on me cause I'm not feeling a thing." The doctor warned them, "This much could kill you if you're not prepared," and the husband replied "I'm ready." So the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn't feel a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor. When they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch! i am KING BAD!!!
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I punched the Mailman the other dayHe had the audacity to tell me I had a small package...
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I scared the mailman today by coming to the door nakedI don’t know what scared him more, the fact that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived
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Mary announces to her mother that she is marrying the postman."What?" Her mum asks. "But he could be your father!"
Mary snorts. "Mum, age is just a number." "No, dear, that's not what I meant"
"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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i am KING BAD!!!
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"Shake it like a Peckerwood!" i am KING BAD!!!
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Welcome to "the org", XxAxX… if U love somebody, your life won't be in vain. Unless you mis-deliver their mail because then they will call you names and stuff. | |
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I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now. | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
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[Edited 8/16/20 10:55am] "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Yo mama said that? All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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