"U see, it ain't no joke, it's a natural fact, all-right."
"if U feel alright, let me hear U scream!"
3 women go to an exotic strip club with all male strippers...
the first woman (stop me if you heard this one)
pulls out a $10 bill, licks it and sticks it to dude's left ass cheek.
the second woman wasn't about to be outdone
she takes a $50 bill, licks it and sticks it to his right ass cheek.
the third woman, seein how things were goin,
pulled out her ATM card.
shit licks it and slides it down the middle of his ass cheeks
takes the $60 and leaves....
yes i'm single
and you'll have to be a toxic piece of shit
with at least a dozen red flags and hangups
to change that...
i just saw a commercial for sheets that
keep you cool all night long...
what happens if i'm cold???
WHAT A CROWD WHAT A CROWD WHATACROWD....
a lawyer, an accountant and a cowboy were
standin side by side takin a piss...
THE ACCOUNTANT finished, zipped up,
then litterally started scubbin his hands
he scrubbed allaway up to his elbows...
he used about 20 paper towls to dry off
then looked at the others and said
i'm from the university of michigan and
they taught us to be clean....
the lawyer finishes wets his fingertips
grabs one paper towl and says
i'm from the university of colorado
they taught us to be enviormentally conscious...
the cowbow got done and said
i went to the university of nebraska
they taught us not to piss on our hands
when we take a leak...
hate to say that's my time BUT
that's my time...
glad you could all make it out tonight...
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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