"they're just something to stand on..."

"What you lookin' at?

You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes.

You know why?

You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?

You need people like me.

You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,

"That's the bad guy."

So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.

You just know how to hide,

how to lie.

Me, I don't have that problem.

Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

So say good night to the bad guy! Come on.

The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again,

let me tell you.

Come on. Make way for the bad guy.

There's a bad guy comin' through!

Better get outta his way!" Tony Montana...

...

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”

.

“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause! She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”

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“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”

.

“No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.

.

“You see,” laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

.

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[Edited 7/13/20 17:00pm]

purplethunder3121 said:

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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”

.

“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause! She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”

.

“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”

.

“No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.

.

“You see,” laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

.

.

[Edited 7/13/20 17:00pm]