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Thread started 06/02/20 8:00am

KingBAD

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"get up bitch, you be layin' on my guitar! NASTY BITCH!"

"I know that you're going with another... motherfucker!"

Today is my daughters 18th birthday...

I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment.

Month after month,

year after year,

all those payments.

So I called my baby girl to come over to my house,

and when she got there, I said to her,

"Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to

your mothers house and tell her this is the LAST check

she's ever going to get from me,

and I want you to tell me the expression on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her.

I was so anxious to hear what that woman had to say

and what she looked like.

As my baby girl walked through the door,

I said, "now what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that

you ain't my daddy....."

"poom poom poom poom poom poom poom poom poom..."

[Edited 6/2/20 8:02am]

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #1 posted 06/02/20 9:48am

purplethunder3
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lol lol lol lol lol

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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey', she said, 'you received a very strange post card today'.

'Oh, really? Let me see...', he said. The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.'

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

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Reply #2 posted 06/02/20 3:11pm

KingBAD

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purplethunder3121 said:

lol lol lol lol lol

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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey', she said, 'you received a very strange post card today'.

'Oh, really? Let me see...', he said. The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.'

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #3 posted 06/03/20 7:51am

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lol

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Reply #4 posted 06/04/20 4:10pm

slyjackson

That was great ahahaha tell here you want 'em all back.

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