"I can't help if what's cool 2 us might be strange 2 U."

A man went to his doctor with an embarrassing problem.

“ Every time I pass gas, it sounds like ‘Honda,” he said.

“I can’t help you, but I know who can,” his doctor said.

His doctor made an appointment for him

with a Chinese dentist downtown.

The man was puzzled about what a dentist could do for him,

but went to the appointment the next day.

“Open up your mouth and let me look at your teeth,”

the dentist said.

“Ah, here your problem. You have abscess!”

the dentist exclaimed.

“What does that have to do with it sounding

like Honda when I pass gas?” the man asked.

The dentist said,

“Have you not heard old Chinese expression:

“Abscess makes the fart go Honda?”

abstinence makes the herd grow fonder!

nayroo2002 said:

abstinence makes the herd grow fonder!

"how do you make beef jerky?"

"take his lady friend away..."

oh jeesh

XxAxX said: