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Reply #30 posted 03/22/20 1:27pm

luv4u

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KingBAD said:

luv4u said:

Where is KingBAD with his jokes?? lol

can't help it if you ain't keepin up biggrin biggrin biggrin


lol

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Reply #31 posted 03/22/20 4:33pm

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I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500...

IM LIVID
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Reply #32 posted 03/22/20 4:35pm

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Thieves stole a truck full of viagra this morning...

Police have asked the public to keep an eye out for hardened criminals
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Reply #33 posted 03/22/20 7:37pm

KingBAD

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I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500... IM LIVID

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #34 posted 03/22/20 9:38pm

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The WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION has announced that dogs cannot contract the Covid-19 virus. Dogs previously beng held in quarantine can now be released.

To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.


















[Edited 3/22/20 21:39pm]

"Suddenly the whole nation is depending on the very people they don't believe should make $15/hour"
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Reply #35 posted 03/23/20 7:19am

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Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.
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Reply #36 posted 03/23/20 7:29am

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself
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Reply #37 posted 03/23/20 7:32am

KingBAD

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself

funkpill would be proud of you

BRAVA!!!

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #38 posted 03/23/20 2:00pm

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Last night me and my husband watched 3 DVDs back to back.

Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.
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Reply #39 posted 03/23/20 2:05pm

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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.

It was pretty bad at first but I liked it in the end.
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Reply #40 posted 03/24/20 5:53am

KingBAD

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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first but I liked it in the end.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #41 posted 03/24/20 4:19pm

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I was running in the marathon and I was leading right up until the finish line when I was hit in the eye with an apple seed.

I was pipped at the post.
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Reply #42 posted 03/24/20 4:28pm

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A friend of mine has a butler who's left arm is missing.

Serves him right.




One armed butlers....

They can take it but they can't dish it out.
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Reply #43 posted 03/24/20 5:33pm

KingBAD

EmmaMcG said:

A friend of mine has a butler who's left arm is missing. Serves him right. One armed butlers.... They can take it but they can't dish it out.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #44 posted 03/24/20 7:56pm

domainator2010

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Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine? It was about a weak back.

clapping Damn good one, damn good one.

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Reply #45 posted 03/24/20 7:58pm

domainator2010

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Thieves stole a truck full of viagra this morning... Police have asked the public to keep an eye out for hardened criminals


ROFLMAO! lol One of your best smile

[Edited 3/24/20 19:59pm]

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Reply #46 posted 03/25/20 6:21am

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Someone left a huge lump of modelling clay on my doorstep.


I don't know what to make of it.
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Reply #47 posted 03/25/20 6:24am

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My daughter seen my husband in the front garden, slumped over the lawnmower, crying his eyes out. She asked me "what's wrong with him"?


I said "he's just going through a rough patch".
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Reply #48 posted 03/25/20 12:00pm

KingBAD

lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol

lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #49 posted 03/25/20 5:21pm

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I recently got a new job helping out a one armed typist do capital letters.


It's shift work.
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Reply #50 posted 03/25/20 5:23pm

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My doctor thinks I'm taking hallucinagenic drugs. How do I know?


Let's just say a little bird told me.
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Reply #51 posted 03/25/20 9:33pm

S2DG

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

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Reply #52 posted 03/26/20 1:40pm

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In court, I was found guilty of being egotistical.


I am appealing.
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Reply #53 posted 03/26/20 1:55pm

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I hurt my back the other day. I was playing piggyback with my 5 year old nephew.

And I fell off.
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Reply #54 posted 03/26/20 9:43pm

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lol lol lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #55 posted 03/26/20 9:45pm

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Apparently they cannot get the Coronavirus in Antartica.

...because...you know...

...they're ICE-O-LATED.

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #56 posted 03/27/20 5:48am

poppys

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In court, I was found guilty of being egotistical. I am appealing.

Yes u are!

Emma, what is the black thing in your photo?

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Reply #57 posted 03/27/20 6:04am

KingBAD

lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #58 posted 03/27/20 7:55am

RJOrion

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge asks her: “First offender?” She replies: “No. First a Gibson, then a Fender.”




AHAAAA...nice🎸
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Reply #59 posted 03/27/20 7:57am

RJOrion

PurpleJedi said:

Apparently they cannot get the Coronavirus in Antartica.

...because...you know...

...they're ICE-O-LATED.




*blank stare*
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