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Some of you people just need 2 go 2 church I swear some of you none belivers need 2 come 2 a down south, mississippi, back in the dayz, epistical, in the mount of olives, down home 2 the needy griddy, saving souls, church and see if it don't make you a believer  I swear if the choir don't get you to standing on ur feet by the time confession comes, then something is seriously wrong with you
Message for the day- Pride is a ugly thing  [This message was edited Fri Apr 25 2:34:49 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] | |
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screw if you don't believe, just come to hear the choir sing, they be jaming, plus you get free food, sometimes, and don't forget about the free whine dayum I never forget hearing Patti Labelle sing the Lord's prayer... 
Screw u all for making fun of my beliefs... [This message was edited Fri Apr 25 2:39:00 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] | |
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Mizzunderstood said: screw if you don't believe, just come to hear the choir sing, they be jaming, plus you get free food, sometimes, and don't forget about the free whine
dayum I never forget hearing Patti Labelle sing the Lord's prayer...
Screw u all for making fun of my beliefs... [This message was edited Fri Apr 25 2:39:00 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] I'm with you on the choir. They can move ya if you let 'em.  "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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NovaAngel said: Mizzunderstood said: screw if you don't believe, just come to hear the choir sing, they be jaming, plus you get free food, sometimes, and don't forget about the free whine
dayum I never forget hearing Patti Labelle sing the Lord's prayer...
Screw u all for making fun of my beliefs... [This message was edited Fri Apr 25 2:39:00 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] I'm with you on the choir. They can move ya if you let 'em. This is quite true... example: One time, when I was heckling the minister of a local church, I was moved by a choir. One might say that they picked me up, dragged me out behind the church and beat me with various bibles and religious products in a misguided attempt to make me see the light... all I saw were stars as I was cracked in the head with a hardwood crucifix and I heard the sounds of angels and tweeting birds as I came to and found myself face-down in a pile of Chick Tracts. A choir can certainly move you. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I want to get a t-shirt that says:
On Front: 'Jesus Loves You ...' On Back: '... but I think you're a c*nt' L I'm just, I'm just Levi from the org | |
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IceNine said:[quote] NovaAngel said: Mizzunderstood said: screw if you don't believe, just come to hear the choir sing, they be jaming, plus you get free food, sometimes, and don't forget about the free whine
dayum I never forget hearing Patti Labelle sing the Lord's prayer...
Screw u all for making fun of my beliefs... [This message was edited Fri Apr 25 2:39:00 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] I'm with you on the choir. They can move ya if you let 'em. This is quite true... example: One time, when I was heckling the minister of a local church, I was moved by a choir. One might say that they picked me up, dragged me out behind the church and beat me with various bibles and religious products in a misguided attempt to make me see the light...all I saw were stars as I was cracked in the head with a hardwood crucifix and I heard the sounds of angels and tweeting birds as I came to and found myself face-down in a pile of Chick Tracts.
Sorry to hear that. Larry Graham and his crew can be some crazy ass muthafuckas sometimes... [This message was edited Fri Apr 25 10:53:33 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel] "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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Shit I haven't been to church in so long that if I did go the church would start sizzlin when I walked in.  | |
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Paisley said: Shit I haven't been to church in so long that if I did go the church would start sizzlin when I walked in.
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Mizzunderstood said: I swear some of you none belivers need 2 come 2 a down south, mississippi, back in the dayz, epistical, in the mount of olives, down home 2 the needy griddy, saving souls, church and see if it don't make you a believer
I swear if the choir don't get you to standing on ur feet by the time confession comes, then something is seriously wrong with you
Message for the day- Pride is a ugly thing
[This message was edited Fri Apr 25 2:34:49 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] And the last time you went to church was? | |
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| Hey why at the black churches are the choir directors always gay? | |
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DigitalLisa said: Hey why at the black churches are the choir directors always gay? When I was a teenager, my use to be church's choir director use to say "if only I was 10 years younger". Now I'm 40 something and he's damn near 60 and he still coming with that "if only I was 10 years younger" shit. He ain't never been gay, now he just a horny old dude. | |
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Paisley said: Shit I haven't been to church in so long that if I did go the church would start sizzlin when I walked in.
forget about sizzlin, i'd burst into flames!  | |
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as much as i fight the whole religious thing, i think the gospel choirs in the south are some of the most amazing singing i have ever had the honor of hearing...
scorching hot and unbelievably moving... has anyone heard the great bit Eddie Izzard does about this in "Dressed to Kill?" Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Mizzunderstood said: Message for the day- Pride is a ugly thing
um... you wanna explain that one. i think i know what you mean, but i am afraid that my second guess might be correct... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: Mizzunderstood said: Message for the day- Pride is a ugly thing
um... you wanna explain that one. i think i know what you mean, but i am afraid that my second guess might be correct... Well I can say is pride always been the down fall of man, take racism for example, I don't want to get to deep, but I think you know I know you know what I mean | |
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okay, i am pretty sure i am reading this right as a too much pride in youself. just thought it might have been backlash against the pride threads that have been dominating the org the last few days Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Gospel music is beautiful, that's where soul, blues and R&B comes from and before Icenine brings up Brain Mcknight, I'm talking about the old school R&B like Curtis Mayfield, Stevie wonder and Marvin Gaye. Most black singers today started of in the church...  | |
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IceNine said: NovaAngel said: Mizzunderstood said: screw if you don't believe, just come to hear the choir sing, they be jaming, plus you get free food, sometimes, and don't forget about the free whine
dayum I never forget hearing Patti Labelle sing the Lord's prayer...
Screw u all for making fun of my beliefs... [This message was edited Fri Apr 25 2:39:00 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] I'm with you on the choir. They can move ya if you let 'em. This is quite true... example: One time, when I was heckling the minister of a local church, I was moved by a choir. One might say that they picked me up, dragged me out behind the church and beat me with various bibles and religious products in a misguided attempt to make me see the light... all I saw were stars as I was cracked in the head with a hardwood crucifix and I heard the sounds of angels and tweeting birds as I came to and found myself face-down in a pile of Chick Tracts. A choir can certainly move you. you heckler -------------------------------------------------
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Mizzunderstood said: I swear some of you none belivers need 2 come 2 a down south, mississippi, back in the dayz, epistical, in the mount of olives, down home 2 the needy griddy, saving souls, church and see if it don't make you a believer
I swear if the choir don't get you to standing on ur feet by the time confession comes, then something is seriously wrong with you
Message for the day- Pride is a ugly thing
[This message was edited Fri Apr 25 2:34:49 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] does church on television count or can I keep changing the channels? -------------------------------------------------
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Mizzunderstood said: I swear some of you none belivers need 2 come 2 a down south, mississippi, back in the dayz, epistical, in the mount of olives, down home 2 the needy griddy, saving souls, church and see if it don't make you a believer
I swear if the choir don't get you to standing on ur feet by the time confession comes, then something is seriously wrong with you
Message for the day- Pride is a ugly thing
[This message was edited Fri Apr 25 2:34:49 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] Why don't they just call then what they really are, Support Groups. There's too much in "churches" that has little to do with god, and alot to do with human ignorance. | |
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Levi said: I want to get a t-shirt that says:
On Front: 'Jesus Loves You ...' On Back: '... but I think you're a c*nt' L  | |
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Ever wonder if Jesus is walking around with a "What Would I Do?" bracelet on?... 
I agree that churches in the south have amazing chiors. Sista Whitney got her start in one of em. Gurl has some vocal chords. Also our Lady Diva of Dem all Tina Turner aka Anna Mae Bullocks got her start in the church. I will attend one of them services whenever I am in Birmingham, but I am just not a big organized religion person...  | |
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Mizzunderstood said: I swear some of you none belivers need 2 come 2 a down south, mississippi, back in the dayz, epistical, in the mount of olives, down home 2 the needy griddy, saving souls, church and see if it don't make you a believer
I swear if the choir don't get you to standing on ur feet by the time confession comes, then something is seriously wrong with you
Message for the day- Pride is a ugly thing
[This message was edited Fri Apr 25 2:34:49 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] I could dig on some olives. | |
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I live in the "south" and I am unmoved...
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Mizzunderstood said: I swear some of you none belivers need 2 come 2 a down south, mississippi, back in the dayz, epistical, in the mount of olives, down home 2 the needy griddy, saving souls, church and see if it don't make you a believer
I swear if the choir don't get you to standing on ur feet by the time confession comes, then something is seriously wrong with you
Message for the day- Pride is a ugly thing
Someone's been to Sunday School. | |
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Mizzunderstood said: I swear some of you none belivers need 2 come 2 a down south, mississippi, back in the dayz, epistical, in the mount of olives, down home 2 the needy griddy, saving souls, church and see if it don't make you a believer
I swear if the choir don't get you to standing on ur feet by the time confession comes, then something is seriously wrong with you
Message for the day- Pride is a ugly thing
I don't get it. Ain't nuthin' in Church I would want to hear. Religious dogma and pompous cerimony? Nah thanks. God loves us all whether we go to some crummy old building or not. If it ain't no natural law, you can keep your legislation 
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