"KingBAD… U are my future..."

Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
A: Only if you aim it well enough.

Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself

XxAxX said:

Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
A: Only if you aim it well enough.

Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself

A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a dick like that!"

XxAxX said:

"Oh noice... every time i flap my arms like this it hurts"

"well stop flapping your arms like that...." same guy

RJOrion said:

A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a dick like that!"