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Application for... a Piece of Ass
Name:___ City:___ State:___ Age:___ Phone:___ SSN:___ Hair Color:___ Real Hair Color:___ Eye Color:___ Dentures: ___ Weight: ___ Height:___ Waist Size: ___ Breast or Bra Size: ___ Marital Status: Married___ Single___ Divorced:___ Other___ Are Your Breasts Real? ___ Do You Like Them: Sucked___ Chewed___ Kissed___ Caressed___ Squeezed___ Licked___ Other___ All of the Above___ Can You Stay Out Late? ___ How Late?___ All Night? ___ Several Days? ___ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ___ How Often? ___ Do You Like Oral Sex? ___ Pussy Size: Small ___ Medium ___ Large ___ Extra Large ___ While Screwing Do You: Faint___ Fart___ Cry___ Moan___ Hum___ Whistle___ Scream___ Sing___ Scratch___ Just Lay There___ All of the Above___ List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best: 1)___ 2)___ 3)___ When You Cum Do You: Wiggle___ Wobble___ Twist___ Jerk___ Scream___ Cry___ Just Start Humping Like Hell___ What Kind of Screw Do You Like? Fast___ Super Fast___ Slow___ All Night___ All Speeds___ How Many Times? ___ How Long Do You Like To Screw At One Interval? ___ If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References (Not Immediate Family) Name:___ Address:___ Phone:___ Name:___ Address:___ Phone:___ Would your service be Free of Charge?___ If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free, What Are Your Charges For: One Night___ One Hour___ Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___ What Credit Cards Will You Accept? Master Card___ VISA___ Am. Express___ Sears___ JC Penney's___ All of the Above___ Others___ Comments | |
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I feel dirty | |
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this reminds me of that "getting to know you before i fuck you" application...  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: this reminds me of that "getting to know you before i fuck you" application...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! | |
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