"if I'm stuck in some groovy wet dream, don't pinch me, I'm diggin' the scene."

A middle aged woman had a heart attack

and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table,

she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, 'Is my time up?'
God said,

'No, you have another 43 years,

2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to

stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job,

lipo-suction, and a tummy tuck.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home,

she was hit and killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,

'I thought you said I had another 43
years?

Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?'

God replied,

"GIRRRL...I didn't even recognize you!"