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Thread started 01/23/20 2:46pm

KingBAD

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"KingBAD… if U love somebody, your life won't be in vain. "

"if I'm stuck in some groovy wet dream, don't pinch me, I'm diggin' the scene."

A middle aged woman had a heart attack

and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table,

she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, 'Is my time up?'
God said,

'No, you have another 43 years,

2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to

stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job,

lipo-suction, and a tummy tuck.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home,

she was hit and killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,

'I thought you said I had another 43
years?

Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?'

God replied,

"GIRRRL...I didn't even recognize you!"

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #1 posted 01/23/20 5:54pm

purplethunder3
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Image result for gurrrl laughing gif

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #2 posted 01/24/20 2:03pm

S2DG

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Reply #3 posted 01/25/20 12:59pm

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doh! lol

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