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Thread started 01/15/20 9:05am

KingBAD

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"KingBAD… you're always on my mind, day and night, baby all the time! we had fun, didn't we?"

"shut up already, damn!!!"

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned
an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much
to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a
group of out-of-staters who sank it.

Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he
could and was out of touch all that day and
most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his
brother John's wife died suddenly. When he
got back on shore he went into town...to pick up
a few things at the grocery.

A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said:

"I'm so sorry for your loss, You must feel terrible".
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat
said: "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid
of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up
and she smelled horrible. She was always
holding water.

She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole too.
Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like
crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was
when I rented her to those four guys looking
for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't
very good and smelled . But they wanted her
anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all
at one time and she split right up the
middle......."

The old woman fainted...

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking

STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...

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Reply #1 posted 01/15/20 2:06pm

XxAxX

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lol nasty. just nasty

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Reply #2 posted 01/15/20 7:45pm

KingBAD

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XxAxX said:

nasty. just nasty

lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #3 posted 01/17/20 9:01am

RodeoSchro

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A young woman was set to marry a Greek man. Her mother had a word of warning. She told her daughter, "He is a very nice man but the Greeks have some sexual practices that are not healthy! One day he will ask you to have sex 'the other way'. Don't do it! It's nasty and it hurts!" The daughter agreed that she would never have sex 'the other way'.

But after a few months of marriage, curiousity got the better of her and she asked her husband, "You've never asked me for this so let me ask you - Can we have sex 'the other way'?"

"What?!?" exclaimed her husband. "And risk you getting pregnant?!?"

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Reply #4 posted 01/17/20 5:22pm

KingBAD

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RodeoSchro said:

A young woman was set to marry a Greek man. Her mother had a word of warning. She told her daughter, "He is a very nice man but the Greeks have some sexual practices that are not healthy! One day he will ask you to have sex 'the other way'. Don't do it! It's nasty and it hurts!" The daughter agreed that she would never have sex 'the other way'.

But after a few months of marriage, curiousity got the better of her and she asked her husband, "You've never asked me for this so let me ask you - Can we have sex 'the other way'?"

"What?!?" exclaimed her husband. "And risk you getting pregnant?!?"

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking

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Reply #5 posted 01/17/20 5:35pm

S2DG

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