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Thread started 01/04/20 8:54am

KingBAD

"u can call me whatever u want"

"our love is like a roller coaster, up and down we go."

A man was driving along the highway,

and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit,

but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,

pulled over to the side of the road,

and went out to see what had become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.

The driver felt so awful, he began to cry.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying

on the side of the road and pulled over.

She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry.

She knew what to do.

She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can.

She walked over to the dead rabbit,

and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.

Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up,

waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road.

50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around,

waved and hopped down the road, another 50 meters, turned,

waved and hopped another 50 meters.

The man was astonished.

He couldn’t figure out what substance could

be in the woman’s spray can!!

He ran over to the woman and demanded,

"What is in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said:

"Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 01/09/20 12:57pm

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