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Thread started 04/23/03 8:18pm

MrBliss	how do you shag a mermaid? mermaids get me hot!! .. and i met this cute one the other day... things are going swimmingly (hehe) between us... but i'm just not quite sure how to... well ..you know... any ideas?
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Reply #1 posted 04/23/03 8:19pm

Handclapsfinga snapz	what u should be askin, duckie, is...does mermaid coochie smell like fish?
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Reply #2 posted 04/23/03 8:20pm

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she lays her eggs on the ocean floor then you come around and fertilize them...

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Reply #3 posted 04/23/03 8:20pm

Paisley	There's a hole on the fin you just gotta look, god I swear you men can never find the right hole.
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Reply #4 posted 04/23/03 8:21pm

Handclapsfinga snapz	Paisley said: There's a hole on the fin you just gotta look, god I swear you men can never find the right hole.
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Reply #5 posted 04/23/03 8:22pm

Paisley	Handclapsfingasnapz said: Paisley said: There's a hole on the fin you just gotta look, god I swear you men can never find the right hole. :LOL: :LOL:
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Reply #6 posted 04/23/03 8:23pm

TRON	Fuck her up the ass! That 2nd one looks like Cher.
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Reply #7 posted 04/23/03 8:24pm

crazyhorse	Paisley said: There's a hole on the fin you just gotta look, god I swear you men can never find the right hole. Classic response,LMAO...
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Reply #8 posted 04/23/03 8:25pm

INSATIABLE

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I know this is silly, but I always imagined there was a hole in the front (like most female fish), near the top, just like human women.

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Reply #9 posted 04/23/03 8:26pm

TRON	I don't suppose mermaids have blowholes, do they?
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Reply #10 posted 04/23/03 8:28pm

Handclapsfinga snapz	TRON said: I don't suppose mermaids have blowholes, do they? they've got noses like we do, i suppose
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Reply #11 posted 04/23/03 8:37pm

MrBliss	TRON said: Fuck her up the ass! and where exactly would that be?
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Reply #12 posted 04/23/03 8:39pm

crazyhorse

This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue ball. So he walked down and said to the man, “Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed you have a small head. Is this a birth defect?” The man said “No, I got this in the war. My ship was torpedoed by the German's in WWII. I was the only survivor on the ship so I swam to shore. One day a mermaid swam up to me and said she would grant me three wishes. For my first wish I wanted to return to the U.S. The mermaid granted that wish. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Wish granted. My third wish was to have sex with the mermaid. She said, ‘I can't grant that wish because mermaids can't have sex.’”

So I said, “How about a little head?”

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Reply #13 posted 04/23/03 9:23pm

MrBliss

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good one

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Reply #14 posted 04/24/03 5:58am

MrBliss	INSATIABLE said: I know this is silly, but I always imagined there was a hole in the front (like most female fish), near the top, just like human women. nope... i checked
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Reply #15 posted 04/24/03 7:09am

applekisses	ufoclub said: she lays her eggs on the ocean floor then you come around and fertilize them... This is what I thought too.
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Reply #16 posted 04/24/03 7:11am

MrBliss	applekisses said: ufoclub said: she lays her eggs on the ocean floor then you come around and fertilize them... This is what I thought too. but how? .. and i don't really wish to reproduce... it's purely pleasure that i'm after
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Reply #17 posted 04/24/03 7:15am

cborgman

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i always wondered that... never understood why sailors would look for mermaids... what the hell were were they going to do with them once they got them?

they were probably all just loaded on rum and looking at ducks in the water, thinking they were the head of a mermaid way off in the distance...

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Reply #18 posted 04/24/03 7:17am

Thumpinhard

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TRON said:[quote]Fuck her up the ass!

Yea, She's Gotta Shit from Somewhere !!!

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Reply #19 posted 04/24/03 7:18am

MrBliss	cborgman said: i always wondered that... never understood why sailors would look for mermaids... it's probably because they have that thing that sailors look for in a lover... a pulse
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Reply #20 posted 04/24/03 7:32am

crazyhorse

Here ya go mrbliss,shag away...

For years manufacturers have strived to make the ultimate hands free masturbation device for men. We think they are getting pretty close with this, the latest toy on the market. The Mermaid Automatic Penis Stroker has a realistic soft entrance that is very, very tight. The shaft has a multi-speed stroking mechanism that rides up and down your shaft or head. As good as any hand job. Turn on the vibrations and you will be coming in no time at all.

GOOD LUCK lol

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Reply #21 posted 04/24/03 7:33am

MrBliss

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[color=green:85fccc665e:9d52005da1]Here ya go mrbliss,shag away.[color=blue:85fccc665e:9d52005da1]..

For years manufacturers have strived to make the ultimate hands free masturbation device for men. We think they are getting pretty close with this, the latest toy on the market. The Mermaid Automatic Penis Stroker has a realistic soft entrance that is very, very tight. The shaft has a multi-speed stroking mechanism that rides up and down your shaft or head. As good as any hand job. Turn on the vibrations and you will be coming in no time at all.

GOOD LUCK lol