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SEX...when things go wrong I have not been able to stop laughing all day.A friend of mine is in some deep shit with his wife and I dont even think there is a way to get outta this one.Here,check it out... and the hell she is giving him.Just thought it was funny and wanted to shout it out... | |
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.. that is funny... did he finish shagging her before he untied her? | |
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i truly would divorce him. this isn't a matter of simply "forgetting". | |
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Let this be a lesson learned fellas, and that shit ain't funny. She should tell him she's got AIDS.
Revenge is the only remedy in this case. | |
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Divorce,a little harsh no?He just passed out,nothing more.Although he does have one coming to his ass though. | |
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crazyhorse said: Divorce,a little harsh no?He just passed out,nothing more.Although he does have one coming to his ass though.
that's an awfully long time to pass out for--12 plus hours from what you said the times were. and to sleep through her (most likely) screaming for him to untie her. i think there's more to this story. he sounds like an idiot at the very least, enough reason to divorce his ass. | |
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crazyhorse said: Divorce,a little harsh no?He just passed out,nothing more.Although he does have one coming to his ass though.
Shit, it was only one hour, I mean, what's the big deal? | |
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mrdespues said: crazyhorse said: Divorce,a little harsh no?He just passed out,nothing more.Although he does have one coming to his ass though.
Shit, it was only one hour, I mean, what's the big deal? he said it was from 9pm to 10am | |
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I freaking hate when that happens...
she must have been gagged too or she coulda woke him up screaming!!! sounds like paybacks are in order!!! ...thought ya knew!!... life Sexy u all | |
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NewAgeGirl said: mrdespues said: crazyhorse said: Divorce,a little harsh no?He just passed out,nothing more.Although he does have one coming to his ass though.
Shit, it was only one hour, I mean, what's the big deal? he said it was from 9pm to 10am OH FUCK! I didn't see that! Okay, now I understand. | |
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Shit I would tie his ass-up during the middle of the night and keep him that way until I got home from work the following day. | |
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mrdespues said: NewAgeGirl said: mrdespues said: crazyhorse said: Divorce,a little harsh no?He just passed out,nothing more.Although he does have one coming to his ass though.
Shit, it was only one hour, I mean, what's the big deal? he said it was from 9pm to 10am OH FUCK! I didn't see that! Okay, now I understand. from what he told me she thought at first there was trouble with his car,then as time went on she thought,what if the people who broke into his car are now in the house and so on...he's fucking walking on pins and needles waiting for his,lol. | |
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I'm sure the bitch deserved it. | |
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NegaTIVity said: I'm sure the bitch deserved it.
I'm sure you wouldn't say that stupid shit if it had been you. Get the fuck outta here with that lame brain, nobody likes me, I'm gonna kill the world attitude. | |
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Blackcat said: NegaTIVity said: I'm sure the bitch deserved it.
I'm sure you wouldn't say that stupid shit if it had been you. Get the fuck outta here with that lame brain, nobody likes me, I'm gonna kill the world attitude. That's a flame. I'm reporting you. IN OTHER WORDS: GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR! [This message was edited Wed Apr 23 20:26:52 PDT 2003 by NegaTIVity] | |
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NegaTIVity said: Blackcat said: NegaTIVity said: I'm sure the bitch deserved it.
I'm sure you wouldn't say that stupid shit if it had been you. Get the fuck outta here with that lame brain, nobody likes me, I'm gonna kill the world attitude. That's a flame. I'm reporting you. IN OTHER WORDS: GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR! [This message was edited Wed Apr 23 20:26:52 PDT 2003 by NegaTIVity] See, this is why the fellas still searchin. They don't have a clue as to how sensitive a woman is. The reason yall gotta jump through loops and hoops to get the coochie is because you don't realize that sex for woman is not just a physical thang. But I'm sure you've heard this sob story before. HaHaHa, that shit was funny what you said, Neg, really. Hahaha! I'd bet you $50 you'll change your attitude if you'd just take a moment and let a woman be woman to you. (that is if you're a straight man -- are you?) | |
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ain't that some shit!!! | |
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Blackcat said: I'd bet you $50 you'll change your attitude if you'd just take a moment and let a woman be woman to you. (that is if you're a straight man -- are you?) I've got some rope and a bed, whyn'tcha come over and we'll find out? Trust me? | |
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NegaTIVity said: Blackcat said: I'd bet you $50 you'll change your attitude if you'd just take a moment and let a woman be woman to you. (that is if you're a straight man -- are you?) I've got some rope and a bed, whyn'tcha come over and we'll find out? Trust me? Only if you promise me that you'll say these three words: "I'm your bitch" | |
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this gave me a good laugh but a disturbed laugh lol that is sooo fucked up | |
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A Gentleman should never tie a Lady to The Bed. Now she will have some serious Trust Isues with her Husband | |
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Funny shit | |
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I've had similar bad experiences with tie-up games. A girl once used my braided belt to secure my wrists to my futon and when she untied it, she RIPPED it off, leaving a major burn on my skin! | |
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NegaTIVity said: I'm sure the bitch deserved it.
Cold. [This message was edited Thu Apr 24 18:17:11 PDT 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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That's just wrong.
I'm sorry, but if you're having, what seemed like "fun" sex with your wife, and then you go and FORGET about her... well, obviously there are underlying issues within the relationship. You just don't forget in that short of time. But, it was a funny story to hear, however, it's really not all that funny if you get down to it. But, I guess it just all depends on their relationship, so who am I to say. | |
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AzureStar said: That's just wrong.
I'm sorry, but if you're having, what seemed like "fun" sex with your wife, and then you go and FORGET about her... well, obviously there are underlying issues within the relationship. You just don't forget in that short of time. But, it was a funny story to hear, however, it's really not all that funny if you get down to it. But, I guess it just all depends on their relationship, so who am I to say. I agree!! I cant even tell you how I would feel in her shoes except for really pissed not to mention hurt! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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Ex-Moderator | That's why you don't play with people who are that heavily under the influence of intoxicants.
What an ass. Too bad she's married to him, cause I would never play with someone who did that to me again. |
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Everyone who's ever done any heavy drinking or been up on drugs knows that it takes only a second and the next thing you know your passed out.And that is all it was,although the timing couldnt have been any worse,lol its not all that deep.Anyway,they have a great relationship and it will get worked out.
And for the record,you ladies arent exactly innocent either.I've heard some pretty fucked up stories from men that match this one,lol. | |
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lesson learned...she must not have been "doin' things right" if he forgot about her though...not a problem i've ever had... you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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Ex-Moderator | crazyhorse said: Everyone who's ever done any heavy drinking or been up on drugs knows that it takes only a second and the next thing you know your passed out.And that is all it was,although the timing couldnt have been any worse,lol its not all that deep.Anyway,they have a great relationship and it will get worked out.
And for the record,you ladies arent exactly innocent either.I've heard some pretty fucked up stories from men that match this one,lol.[/color] I hear what you're saying, but both of them are pretty stupid, you have to admit. Talk about unsafe sex! You never, ever leave someone alone in a room if tied to a stationary object. That's like bondage 101! What if there were a fire? What if her wrists or ankles started to go numb? Not to mention allowing someone to tie you up is an incredibly powerful thing. You're putting yourself in someone else's hands utterly and completely, and then they fuck up? Trust is gone at that point. Sounds like they'll be able to laugh it off and chalk it up to a learning experience, which is cool for them, but I cna't help thinking this is how people end up winning the Darwin awards. |
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