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Thread started 12/11/19 8:21am

KingBAD

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"...aw, shut up!!!"

"KingBAD… Ahh baby, you so good..."

Johnny found a brand new Porsche 911 that he absolutely loved,

so Johnny’s dad bought him the car.

Johnny pulled out of the car lot all proud of his earnings,

and at the stop light an old man on a moped pulled up next to him,

looked and motioned to Johnny to roll his window down.

Johnny did so and the old man leaned in and complimented him on the car,

Johnny not having to be so nice anymore rudely dismissed the old man and took off.

A few seconds later the old man on the moped passed Johnny like he wasn’t even moving.

Not to be shown up by an old man on a moped Johnny sped up to 55mph

passed the old man on the moped.

A few seconds later the old man went sailing past Johnny.

An amazed Johnny does up to 95, passing the old man like it was nothing,

smirking and laughing the whole time.

Well, this didn’t last long because a few seconds later

the old man on his moped went hauling ass past Johnny.

Now frustrated, Johnny opened the car up and flew by the old man at 130 mph,

needless to say, a few seconds later the old man passed Johnny yet again.

Really pissed, Johnny floored it, the car now

at top speed screamed past the old man on the moped.

Sure as shit, Johnny thinking there was no way the old man could beat that, it happened.

The old man passed Johnny like it was nothing.

Johnny, completely bewildered, caught up to the old man and they both stopped.

Wanting know know what was powering that moped,

Johnny rolled down his window to ask the old man,

when at that moment the old man leaned in,

and in a shaky voice said

“thank God you stopped young man,

my suspenders were caught on your mirror”.

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #1 posted 12/13/19 11:08am

S2DG

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?




A fish fish

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Reply #2 posted 12/13/19 4:52pm

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