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Reply #30 posted 11/06/19 4:58am

EmmaMcG

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Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.
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Reply #31 posted 11/06/19 2:20pm

mELdOURADOsELV
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πŸ˜‚ where do u come up with ur jokes?
mushy
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Reply #32 posted 11/06/19 2:52pm

S2DG

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EmmaMcG said:

Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.


That took me a second...now I'm laughing at how dumb I am...

falloff

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Reply #33 posted 11/06/19 5:11pm

purplethunder3
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lol

After the dwarfs numbers dwindled from 50 to 8...

The seven dwarfs begin to suspect Hungry was the culprit.

doh!

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Reply #34 posted 11/06/19 10:05pm

mELdOURADOsELV
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A penguin walks into an airport.

A TSA officer stops him and says, "Penguins can't fly".
mushy
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Reply #35 posted 11/06/19 10:14pm

mELdOURADOsELV
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I wanted to post a joke about sodium but was like, "na, people won't understand".
mushy
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Reply #36 posted 11/06/19 10:23pm

mELdOURADOsELV
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What if soy milk was just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
mushy
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Reply #37 posted 11/06/19 10:49pm

mELdOURADOsELV
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If the person who named walkie talkies named everything:

Stamps β€” lickie stickies
Defibrillators β€” hearty starties
Bubble bee - Fuzzy Buzzy
Pregnancy test - maybe baby
Bra - breastie nestie
Fork β€” stabby grabby
Socks - feetie heatie
Hippo β€” floatie bloatie
Nightmare β€”Screamy Dreamy
mushy
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Reply #38 posted 11/07/19 3:03pm

KingBAD

purplethunder3121 said:

lol

After the dwarfs numbers dwindled from 50 to 8...

The seven dwarfs begin to suspect Hungry was the culprit.

doh!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #39 posted 11/08/19 9:06am

S2DG

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I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

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Reply #40 posted 11/08/19 9:24am

mELdOURADOsELV
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S2DG said:

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.


Clueless πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
mushy
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Reply #41 posted 11/08/19 12:02pm

EmmaMcG

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I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help...

...but I stand corrected.
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Reply #42 posted 11/08/19 1:54pm

mELdOURADOsELV
AGEM

EmmaMcG said:

I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help...

...but I stand corrected.

πŸ€“ πŸ‘’
mushy
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Reply #43 posted 11/08/19 2:09pm

KingBAD

S2DG said:

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #44 posted 11/08/19 2:19pm

KingBAD

"ya sista ugly; that's the truth."

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #45 posted 11/08/19 3:20pm

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KingBAD said:

"ya sista ugly; that's the truth."

"I shouldn't talk about your sister like that, because I never met her.....The line was too long." tease


"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Reply #46 posted 11/09/19 4:38am

domainator2010

EmmaMcG said:

Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.


Excellent! Excellent! clapping

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Reply #47 posted 11/09/19 8:14am

KingBAD

purplethunder3121 said:

KingBAD said:

"ya sista ugly; that's the truth."

"I shouldn't talk about your sister like that, because I never met her.....The line was too long." tease


lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

"Stella, if U think I'm afraid of U..."

your sister is so ugly
when she goes to the bank
they turn off the surveillance cameras.

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #48 posted 11/09/19 10:01am

mELdOURADOsELV
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cop skull cooked
mushy
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Reply #49 posted 11/15/19 9:37am

S2DG

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Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

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Reply #50 posted 11/15/19 10:21am

EmmaMcG

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I just found out that "Arrrggh!" is not a real word.

I just can't explain how angry I am.
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Reply #51 posted 11/15/19 11:01am

Worthee

I became increasingly worried about my obsession with lyrics written by Prince so I went to the doctor ...

Guess what he told me? Guess what he told me?
RIPNCE
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Reply #52 posted 11/15/19 12:53pm

EmmaMcG

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Worthee said:

I became increasingly worried about my obsession with lyrics written by Prince so I went to the doctor ...

Guess what he told me? Guess what he told me?



I went to see my doctor because I couldn't stop singing The Green Green Grass Of Home. He told me I had Tom Jones Syndrome.
I said, "is it common?"

He said "it's not unusual".
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Reply #53 posted 11/15/19 1:24pm

Worthee

EmmaMcG said:

Worthee said:

I became increasingly worried about my obsession with lyrics written by Prince so I went to the doctor ...

Guess what he told me? Guess what he told me?



I went to see my doctor because I couldn't stop singing The Green Green Grass Of Home. He told me I had Tom Jones Syndrome.
I said, "is it common?"

He said "it's not unusual".


Well played!
RIPNCE
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Reply #54 posted 11/15/19 2:54pm

mELdOURADOsELV
AGEM

Brraarrgghh
mushy
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Reply #55 posted 11/15/19 4:23pm

purplethunder3
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Image result for auggh gif peanuts"

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Reply #56 posted 11/15/19 5:11pm

mELdOURADOsELV
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πŸ˜‚ it's part of my vocabulary
mushy
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Reply #57 posted 11/16/19 9:06pm

KingBAD

EmmaMcG said:

Worthee said:
I became increasingly worried about my obsession with lyrics written by Prince so I went to the doctor ... Guess what he told me? Guess what he told me?
I went to see my doctor because I couldn't stop singing The Green Green Grass Of Home. He told me I had Tom Jones Syndrome. I said, "is it common?" He said "it's not unusual".

lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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