put a bar of soap and a can of extra strength disinfectant on his desk, with a bright bow and a card that says "Guess who smells"

shellhell said:

Try this-

Tell him that the girls in the office were playing a game called "list the hotties in the office". His name came up but (the cutest girl) said "he would be on the list but he has a bad smell". If he doesn't like women, use men.

The other way is to tell him about this friend of yours who smelled bad but nobody knew how to tell him and ask him if he has any suggestions. Then use his suggestion on him.

Slave2daGroove said:

Or that NO 1 picked him couze he smells like well, whatever he smells like.