i hestiate to put "most in need of counseling" or "best use of foot up someone's ass" awards, cause they're kinda mean... if you can reword them or something...

i had an idea for "most likely to get banned" but i nixed it to, cause it's just mean

cborgman said:

How are they mean if they're true? Heck, we all know the truth hurts & if u caint handle it than GET OFF!

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

oh, you and King bad are definately shoo-ins for agression as humor awards

cborgman said:

So are they in or what!!!

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

let's get some other opinions... personally i think it would be bad to do... anyone else wanna contriubte on this one?

I hate it when people censor themselves and others on the basis of a politically correct stance to protect other's feelings...

In my opinion... if it's a true awards thread, you must award all catagories... all orgers. That includes the assholes.




(politically incorrect edit )
[This message was edited Wed Apr 23 12:55:37 PDT 2003 by June7]

June7 said:

I completely agree!

okay, as long as i don't get banned for it...
the list stands currently at:

• relentlessly cute award
  
• org joker award
  
• random thought threads award
  
• sexiest orger award
  
• funniest orger award
  
• most political orger award
  
• aggression as humor award
  
• best thread award
  
• most perverted orger award
  
• foot in mouth award
  
• administrative award
  
• best charactor award
  
• best contributor award
  
• most in need of counseling award
  
• best foot in someones ass award
  

keep em coming

any others?

BEST FLAMER

* Favorite Moderator
* Orger Most Likely To Get Banned
* Most Missed Orger (MIA)


I'm still thinking...

i want some kinda thread-jacking award... ...

EllisDee said:

WHY? U ain't good at it!!!

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

you can eat my ass... i do my fair share of jacking around here... ...

damn newbies need to show some respect and recognize game... ...

all hail the new king in town... ...

EllisDee said:

EllisDee said:

WHAT THE HELL U TALKIN' BOUT?!!! I AIN'T NO DAMN NEWBIE!!! All I'm sayin' is there are better jackers than u!!!

Do excuse me. I just wish to take up a moment of your time while I start my campain to get me the "most perverted orger award"

I'd also just like to say that right now my life long goal is to give Emma Watson...

...a rim job, and I live out this fantasy by getting my DVD of the first HP film, fast fowarding to the bit on the train, imagining that I've just licked out her ass and then pressed play at the bit where she says to Ron "You've got dirt on your nose by the way. Did you know?"

Also I'd like to confess that once when my girlfriend was over I intentionally rigged my toilet so it wouldn't flush. Everything went to plan and after she used it I snuck a piece of her Xcretion (wasn't that a Prince MP3, whatever?) into a jar. Then when it was a hot day I put it on my window ledge and my whole bedroom smelt of her ass.

Please tell me if I'm pushing it too far .

June7 said:

we need some sort of veteran orgers alliance, so that we can teach the newbies a thing or two before they start getting out of hang... ...

June7 said:

hmm..I'll also have a bash at this one

EllisDee said:

Yo times runnin' out! Watch your back!!! & I still ain't a newbie!!!

please include a ...

BDSM Award


i hate to be left out!!!


...thought ya knew!!...

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

if you got less than 1000 posts, you are a still a newbie... ...


if you haven't been on the org for a year, you are still a newbie...

i'm sorry, but you don't exempt out of newbie status...


ain't nobody jack it, like ellis... bwaaahaahahhahaa...

EllisDee said:

I'm gonna ignore that newbie SHIT & just let u know I can outjack u anytime anywhere!SUCKA

CAMILLE4U said:

but did you freeze the shit and eat it like a brownie..?

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

whatever you say newbie... just remember, when i'm jacking it, watch out... that stuff will sting if it gets in yo eyes... ...

EllisDee said:

No, but funny u should say that. Once I was having a party at my house and the day before I pissed into an ice cube tray and made 12 little cubes of piss. I then put them in the punch bowl without anyone knowing

EllisDee said:

Whatever u say old man, just remember, when I'm jackin it, watch out... that stuff will sting if it gets on yo ass!

Aannastesia said:

i am afraid to ask what bdsm would stand for

EllisDee said:

I nominate both of you for a org fight award