Icenine, in the case of your friend, I think he was at fault. He knew the other guy needed to unload desperately and, as you stated, decided to willingly torture him. More generally, though, I sort of understand your bewilderment -- Why in the world are some people SO gross!?!?

In college, a group of about 15 guys in my dorm literally filled a toilet to the brim with feces by unloading one after another without flushing in-between. It was absolutely horrendous! And I just can't understand what gratification people get from this sort of thing.

As an aside, though, I'm not sure males have a corner on "bathroom decadence." Have you ever been in a ladies' room? Often, they're equally unkept and, according to some of my female friends, they are frequently littered with and smell of unsanitarily disposed of feminine hygiene products. They also mention that feces and urine on toilets and surrounding areas is common because many women don't like to sit down completely on public toilet seats.
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Aannastesia said:

I'll never forget once when I was walking around downtown in a public place where many people are. There was a guy dressed in a suit, with his back to the people walking behind him, urinating in the corner of a building! WTF, the guy is obviously a professional, why couldn't he act like one and wait until he could get to a bathroom or back to his office to take a leak??

Another time, I was sitting in my car in the parking lot at Kentucky Fried Chicken, when a man came out of the restaurant, walked up to the car next to mine, pulled out his weiner, and started urinating on the car!! Again, WTF is up with that?? I know KFC has public restaurants inside; I guess he was too lazy and/or dumb to find it, and thought a public parking lot was an okay place to do his business. I guess some folks just have no home training.

Lammastide said:

I agree. I've got Crohns disease and sometimes don't have control over my bowel movements. On a few occasions I have shit myself because there have been no free cubicles. So I take my hat off to the guy who shat in the urinal because I would have liked to have done the same but was too embarrassed. Instead I had the shame of riding home on the underground with the smell of shit all around me. I've never been so embarrassed.

ConsciousContact said:

That must be awful. I feel for you. Is there some sort of muscle therapy for this? Asking seriously here.

I hate it when the fuckers use their own turds to write on the walls.

I'm not even lying, I see this a fair bit

JimmyNothing said:

someone did this in my high school... they took shit and wrote with it on the walls of every single bathroom in the main building (which was a 3 story building) ...

anyway, i'll save the rest of the story for another time...

but the part of it that is always funniest to me, was sitting in mr. cheek's classroom when he was giving us the lecture about it...

"something very serious has happened today, and i'm pissed off about it... some of y'all might think it's funny not to have no respect for the school and stuff, but a lot of people is here to learn... and there is no reason to be smearing fetal material on the walls of the building... that is just nasty"...

and the whole class died laughing, which only pissed him off even more...

"this ain't funny... somone done smeared fetal material all over the bathrooms"...

it was a good 15 minutes of ranting before someone finally told him that he meant fecal material, not fetal material... :LOL:...

EllisDee said:

that's the funniest thing I heard today!

JimmyNothing said:

it's one of the funniest things i've ever witnessed...

it was really the only funny part about the whole incident... i don't remember who did it, but i remember being the first suspect questioned, because i was the school trouble-maker and ass-hole... i've never been pissed in my whole life... it actually pissed a lot of people off that i was the first one questioned... sure, i was a trouble maker and all, but i wasn't really into vandalism, and i wasn't a sick muthafucka... geez...

how does one even do that..? did he shit in his hand and just walk from bathroom to bathroom with it... ...

how do you clean this shit up?

long ago when i worked at kinko's some lady went into the bathroom and must have had a large radius explosion from her butt.

IceNine said:

In la we you have to have tokens to use the bathroom in some places which doesnt make any sense cause they're still fucked up.

Some people are ANIMALS.

mrdespues said:

ALL people are animals.

sag10 said:

OMG...one of my biggest pet peeves are THE SQUATTERS WHO PEE ALL OVER THE DAMN SEAT!

I don't know how many times I've gone into the bathroom at work and sat in another woman's URINE it pisses me off (no pun intended )

Now I have to scope out the seat very closely and wipe it down with papertowels and water and then disinfect it with sanitizing hand gel.

If you don't want to put your butt where someone elses butt skin was then GET A SEAT COVER OR PUT TP ON THE SEAT FIRST...
DAMN!


Whew...I needed to get that out.

applekisses said:

You go Apples!

It's just sooo disgusting! What the hell?

applekisses said:

Yes, it is... but worse than that is when they are having their monthly and leave traces of that on the toilet seat...

Ewww!

IceNine said:

Yeah, but my cats are more hygenic than some people when it comes to organic waste materials

sag10 said:

No kidding...I've even seen it on the floor!

People should pay more attention to what they're doing. No respect I tell you!

Ice9, if you EVER decide to visit the NPGMC, please let me know...I want to be there to open the door for you.

Slave2dagroove, I won't be surprised to see you've become PaisleyPark10.

Here is another horror story...

I walked into a public crapper once and someone had dropped wolfbait all over the tank, seat, lid and floor... somehow they managed to shit all over the walls as well.

IceNine said:

that is rancid

I have heard tales of public lav' trial and error (and I dont mean LaVish )

After reading this thread, my appetite is taken care of until tommorow!!Thanks Ice!
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PhilG said:

I do what I can!

IceNine said:

Thats nothing, you should have seen the dump I walked into today. Looked like a murder scene.

It is part pathology. Anti- Social and CD disorder traits.
Blame the parents/guardia and their parenting style etc



psychological edit
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rdhull said:

Jeeze, u edited & still spelled guardian wrong & 4got a period!
spledit
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IceNine said:

"Boogers" smeared on a wall are called: snarlies.

mcmeekle said:

There's a name for those???

:O