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Thread started 08/04/19 1:06pm

KingBAD

"I got a job, why don't y'all get a job? It's a dishonest one, but..."

"why settle for a star when you can have the sun?"

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks,

"Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father.

I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name

sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration.

"You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.

But you've sinned and have to atone.

You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.

Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend

Franco slides over and whispers,

"What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and

five good leads..."

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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