POLICE –

Ok fine. I need you to come down to the station

to give me a blood sample.

MOTORIST –

I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac.

If I do, I’ll bleed to death.

POLICE –

Well then, we need a urine sample.

MOTORIST –

I can’t do that either. I am a diabetic. If I do that,

I’ll get really low blood sugar and can fall into a coma.

POLICE –

All right then. I need you to step out your car

and walk this white line.

MOTORIST –

I can’t do that officer.

POLICE –

Why not?

MOTORIST –

Because I’m drunk!