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Thread started 08/02/19 1:36pm

KingBAD

"KingBAD… she wants u! ask 4 the moon!"

"it must be easy to float with a head as swelled as yours!"

A police officer pulls over a motorist

who’s been weaving in and out of al lthe lanes.

The cop walks up to the motorist’s window and says,

POLICE –

Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer.

MOTORIST –

I can’t do that. I am asthmatic. If I do that,

I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.

POLICE –

Ok fine. I need you to come down to the station

to give me a blood sample.

MOTORIST –

I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac.

If I do, I’ll bleed to death.

POLICE –

Well then, we need a urine sample.

MOTORIST –

I can’t do that either. I am a diabetic. If I do that,

I’ll get really low blood sugar and can fall into a coma.

POLICE –

All right then. I need you to step out your car

and walk this white line.

MOTORIST –

I can’t do that officer.

POLICE –

Why not?

MOTORIST –

Because I’m drunk!

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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doh! lol

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