The psychiatrist then gave him a book on assertiveness,

which the man completely read by the time he got home.

The man stormed into his house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face he said,

"From now on, I want you to know that I am

the man of this house and my word is law.

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.

When I’m finished eating,

I expect a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner,

you’re going to draw me a bath so I can relax.

And when I am finished with my bath,

guess who is going to dress me & comb my hair?

WIFE –

The funeral director!