A newly wed Virgin Islands fireman came

home from work one day and said to his wife:

Y'know sumptin, honey,

we have a wonderful system at de fire station.

Bell 1 rings - we put on we jackets.

Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.

Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine

and we's ready to go.

From now on, when I say:

'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.

When I says

'Bell two', you jump on de bed.

When I says

'Bell tree', we gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night he came home and shouted

‘Bell One' and she stripped naked.

'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.

'Bell Tree', and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out

"Bell Four.”

Husband -

What de hell is 'Bell Four?’

Wife -

"It means roll out more hose, mon,

cuz you ain't no where near de fire!"

"KingBAD… could I make U breakfast sometime?"