"KingBAD… you're a bit of a maniac, aren't you?"

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital.

She timidly asked,

"Is it possible to speak to someone who

can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said,

"I'll be glad to help, dear.

What's the name and room number of the patient?"

Only one

King BAD

and no he's not a

fad

rumor myth or

cad

.

laid

bare

on that purple throne

chair

heavy on the savoir

and always very
fair

.

on the 2

as the curtains do

the do

more than a

lad

.

the one and only

King BAD!

<3

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KingBAD said:

"KingBAD… you're a bit of a maniac, aren't you?"

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital.

She timidly asked,

"Is it possible to speak to someone who

can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said,

"I'll be glad to help, dear.

What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,

Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied,

"Let me put you on hold while I check

with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes,

the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine;

her blood work just came back normal and her Physician,

Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said,

"Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried.

God bless you for the good News."

The operator replied,

"You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said,

"No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302.

No one tells me shit."

This can be so true. I've learnt a lot dealing with the elderly and the medical community this year, it's been a rough year.

shausler said:

Only one

King BAD

and no he's not a

fad

rumor myth or

cad

.

laid

bare

on that purple throne

chair

heavy on the savoir

and always very
fair

.

on the 2

as the curtains do

the do

more than a

lad

.

the one and only

King BAD!

<3

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thank you sir...